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THE KAFERIAN APPLE CLUB USA

A Star Trek Fruit and Vegetable Appreciation Society.

Trek-Toons and Other Funnies

"Mr. Data, Make It Sew!"
SEVTREK toon-of-the-week.
Wesley's Island
Scooby Trek.
The Martha Stewart Universe.

General Star Trek

Things to do while waiting in line for the next Star Trek Movie.
Data's attempts at humor.
What to do with Data's head.
Signs that Star Trek is taking over your life.
Things that never happen in Star Trek.
Things to do when bored on the Enterprise.
Star Trek Smiles.
Top Ten Picard Activities.
Top Ten Worst Starfleet Starship names and Registration Numbers.
Seuss Trek.
Star Trek Chicken Jokes.
Star Trek Yo Momma Jokes.
Signs The ENTERPRISE is Nearing the End of Its Warranty
Advertisements if Starfleet had Sponsors
Ways To Shut Up a Non-Trek Friend Without Killing Them
Star Trek Awards
More Star Trek Awards

Borg

Borg Pick-up Lines.
People Who Could Be Borg In Disguise.
Things Borg Do In Their Spare Time.
Borg Commercial Ventures.
Borg TV and Movies.
People assimilated.
Borgisms.

Q AND THE CONTINUUM

Things Q Does For Fun.

You and other crew members have laughed their pips off at this silliness.
You may proceed to the next station below.