Elvichar's World




I've written a few stories in the last few years. Almost all of them have been slash.
Oh all right. All of them are slash.



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  • Some of my slash

    Stargate: Atlantis

  • Atlantis slash(outside link - to Wraithbait): Read Element of Surprise (McKay/Sheppard), Magnificent Obsession (Sheppard/Dex UST) and my first ever AU, Biological Imperatives(McKay/Sheppard). Still a WIP at the moment.
  • Smallville

  • Cream Tease: Clark doesn't think Lex eats properly.
  • Future Imperfect: Smallville AU. They are doomed, doomed.
  • Getting: Follow-up to Future Imperfect. Maybe they are not so doomed after all.
  • Dangerous: Clark has been away for a while. Is he a danger to society?
  • Smallville/Superboy pictures

    Sorority Boys


  • From The Heart: Doofer-centred slash fic also featuring Adam/Adina. Written in response to a challenge.
  • Lord Of The Rings

  • The Sea, The Sea: A long time after Return of The King, and Sam wants to travel past The Grey Havens to see Frodo again.
  • Hair: Silly and short. the real reason Legolas agrees to join the Fellowsghip.
  • Not All There - multi-fandom/multi author ghost and hologram slash

  • Where Do I Begin - Part One: A while ago the Not All There list wrote a round robin. Here it is in its full-glory, for the first time ever. Where else can you see Quantum Leap, Voyager, Red Dwarf, Star Wars, The Sixth Sense, Caspar, Randall and Hopkirk (both versions) and Rentaghost in the same story? There's more too.
  • Where Do I Begin - Part Two: It gets more complicated.
  • Where Do I Begin - Part Three
  • Where Do I Begin - Part Four

    Men Behaving Badly

  • Postman's Knock: Set a long time after the last episode. Dorothy has threatened to leave Gary. Tony has become domesticated. Something's got to give.
  • Moulin Rouge

  • Chanson D'amour: Satine is dead, she's not coming back. What's a boy to do? Well there is another very sexy Moulin Rouge dancer waiting in the wings.
  • Star Wars

  • Circulation: If Luke wants to be a Jedi he has to sort some things out.
  • Bottom

  • Top, Middle or Bottom?Richie is bored, Eddie gets drunk. This is at SlashCom - you can either go and explore there after or use your back button to come here again.
  • Fight Club

  • Light: If you've seen the film this might make more sense. But maybe not. I have my own theories anyway.
  • Singin' in the Rain

  • After the Rain: What happens after Don Lockwood sees Kathy Selden home?
  • Kathy's Voice: Singing in the Rain. Follow up to After the Rain.
  • The Fortune Cookie

  • Fortune Favors: Based on The Fortune Cookie. G rated slash.
  • The Whole Nine Yards

  • All the Way: What should have happened at end of the Bruce Willis/Matthew Perry movie The Whole Nine Yards.This is also at The CKoS site and Britslash.
  • Fawlty Towers

  • Lack of Understanding:Basil Fawlty has reached another crisis point.
  • Friends

  • Friendly Persuasion: After the incident with the hypnosis tape. This is fairly mild so be warned.
  • Wonderful Tonight: Spoiler for The One with the Proposal.Chandler and Monica are engaged (nooo!) but Chandler has begun to have second thoughts.
  • Hercules/Xena

  • Deus ex Machina 1: Based on the Hercules universe. But no Hercules.
  • Deus ex Machina 2: Aphrodite challenges Ares.
  • Deus ex Machina 3: Things get complicated.
  • Deus ex Machina 4: Nearly finished. Won't be long now...
  • Deus ex Machina 5: It's over. No distance left to run!
  • The Gods and Other Monsters series
  • Band of Gold: Hercules has abandoned Iolaus yet again
  • Auto the Hero Autolycus comes across Hercules in an unlikely place (ooer missus).
  • The King and Iolaus: Iolaus meets a few gods.
  • And Then What?: What does Ares want with Joxer?
  • You are my Sunshine: Iolaus has a bone to pick with Auto.
  • All in the Game: Everybody gets somebody.
  • Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  • Six by Nine: Ford and Arthur might not have discovered the Ultimate Question. But they do have a question of sorts.
  • Blake's Seven

  • Blake's Avon: Very silly Blake's Seven fic with mild slash content.
  • The Professionals

  • Nothing's Going To Change: Bit of a mixed-bag this.
  • Making Sure: Bit of fluff based on The Professionals. Spoiler for the episode Slush Fund.
  • The Mummy

  • Oh Mummy: Very, very silly piece set just after the end credits in The Mummy.
  • Red Dwarf

  • Who's Bad?: Red Dwarf. Spoilers for the episode Demons and Angels.
  • Hearts in Jail: More Red Dwarf - hosted by the Britslash site. Set some time during series VIII - it's sort of an AU piece. If you want to come back here hit the back button. If you want to explore Britslash click on the links at the bottom of that page.
  • Red Dwarf/Xena/Hercules (it's a crossover)

  • Why: Why indeed - all I can say is someone challenged me. And this certainly is a challenged story.
  • Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)

  • Gone with the Wind: A Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) piece at Spooksterville. It's sort of slash. But not entirely. This is a ghost we're talking about here. If you click on the ghost icon at the bottom you'll go to Spooksterville. If you want to return to this page hit the back button.
  • Positive feedback is encouraged, but please don't be mean. Well not too mean anyway.

    A biography? Ah that would be giving the game away. Let's just say I'm a member of the human race. As far as I know.

    Other than that? Well my favourite shows used to be Hercules, Red Dwarf, The Professionals, Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased). Lately it's been all about the Smallville. Clark and Lex - mmmmm.

    You can fill in the rest - make it up if you want. I don't mind.


    Some Cool Sites

    Now all of these contain naughty stuff so if you're under 18 I want your solemn promise that you won't peek.
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  • Britslash Archive: home of many stories, including Ultraviolet, The New Professionals and Jonathan Creek. You will also find a few stories by me which aren't here - including a Dalziel and Pascoe, Only When I Laugh, a Hamish MacBeth and an It Ain't Half Hot Mum piece.
  • Professionals Circuit Archive: Many, many Professionals slash stories. Mostly Bodie and Doyle, but you're sure to find some Cowley and Murphy stuff if you look hard enough.
  • SlashCom: The site for slash based on sitcoms and comedy-drama. I Dream of Jeannie, Red Dwarf, Friends, Randall and Hopkirk, Caroline in the City, Total Security... If you want to contribute a story email me from the site - or from here.


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