|Too Far To Care|
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|Clarke and Garrett:
We are mentally retarded.
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|We Won Awards Because We Are F***ing Hilarious, That's Their Words Not Ours
And if they didn't say that 'per say,' that's what they meant to say. Say-say.
|Clarke's roommate Gweg|
|*Olympic snowboarders are impressed with the addition of Electrified barbed wire to the half pipe.
*Vince McMahon has begun his campaign to create the X-Olympics which he claims, "Will be just like the normal Olympics, except a lot of people will die."
*Olympic announcer Bob Costas has been arrested for declaring last Friday 'Porn Day,' because he, "watched a butt-load of porn that day."
*With the whole scandal that is taking place in ice skating, we here at Too Far To Care have taken a stance: less figure skating, more Tonya Harding whacking people with crowbars.
* The winner of this year's gold medal for hotness has got to go to the Mexican Bobsled team. Spicyyy!!!
* For those who haven't already heard, the Olympic gold medal for figure skating was given to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. in honor of Black History Month.
|Here's some awards that we wanted to win but they wouldn't let us. So...we stole them.|
|The Clarke and Garrett are taking a break from making pages for a while. For our fans, this doesn't mean taht we don't love you. It means we hate you. We will be back someday...with the greatest new pages you have ever seen.|