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kitty washing Welcome to the World of Soose. What's a "soose"? A "soose" is me. I'm Soose and this is my world.

RunKit

"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO SOOSE"
OR
"THERE'S SOME'BODY' HERE, TOO!"

I KNEW it! I KNEW this trick wouldn't work, either! Well? What have you got to say for yourself THIS time? Huh?

OOOOPS! Sorry about that. (ahem!)
Well, Soose, I gotta go now.
Happy Anniversary! See ya!

Hey! Come back here, you big chicken! Don't trip over Brian on your way out!

SLAM!!!

UGH! He did it to me AGAIN! One of these days, I'll get even with him.....

Duh.... Soose, dah lights went out and its dark in here....

Oh really? The lights went out? I hadn't NOTICED! UGH!

Duh.... I'm gonna leave now.
I can't work in dah dark....

What I'm thinking in response to that comment COULD get me into trouble. So, I won't say a word....

Duh.... BYE! Happy Whatever!

Yeah.... Thanks...

SLAM!!

HEY! Isn't anybody here?
Its ME, Nancy! I thought there was a party here!

Nancy? Is that you?

Soose? I can't see you! In fact I can't
see ANYTHING! Where are the liiiiiights....?
AAAAAAAHHH.....

THUNK!!!

Nancy? You okay?

I think so....
I tripped over this "lump" on the floor. What is
it, carpeting or something? HEY!
There's a HAND attached to this carpeting!

Yeah... That's Brian's hand... In fact, that "lump" IS Brian.

HUH??? You mean I'm SITTING on a BODY???

Uh-huh....

YIKES!!!
What's he doing HERE?

He was last month's guest. He fainted because....

This place gave me the creeps
in April, and it STILL gives me creeps.
There ALWAYS seems to be something WEIRD
going on here....

But, Nancy....

Soose, I think I had better go.
Happy Anniversary, and PLEASE do something about the
WEIRD stuff, ok?

HUH???

Bye, Soose! It was INTERESTING!

Bye!

SLAM!!

Oooohhh.... WHAT happened?
WHERE am I?

Brian?? Its ME, SOOSE! You're awake!

OH NO! Everything is BLACK!
I'm BLIND! Ooooohh.....

WHAT????

THUD!

Oh fine! He's fainted again!

HEL-LO??? Mrs. Merriweather here with some handy
re-decorating tips!

Oh no! You can't come in! My site has NOT been the same since you tried to re-decorate it in October. Hugo is probably looking for you right now! Go back and continue to re-decorate The Sage Page!

Oh MY! The bimbo is a bit irritated today!
(gasp!) And she took it out on this poor boy! Humph!
I'm going to find Sonny and have HIM
take care of THIS!

Yes, go find Sonny. I'm sure HE can fix EVERYTHING!

SLAM!!

UGH! What an anniversary party! And Brian is STILL here.... (sigh!) Maybe he'll be gone by next month.

Well everyone, there you have it. You again got to see EVERYBODY who visited Sooseland in 1997. It was quite a year. I hope that 1998 will be filled with as much fun as 1997 was. Happy New Year, and I'll see you next month!

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This is SUE. Once again, I would like to thank Nancy, Denise Andresen, Sage, Linda, Jamie, Dudette, Outrage, and Brian for letting me "lampoon" them and their sites. Let's face it. Without REAL guests like these, half of these columns would not have been possible. Thanks again, you guys!

I would also like to thank my fictional characters, the Mover, Hugo, Mrs Merriweather, the talent agent, and of course Soose, for behaving themselves "for a change".

And I would also like to thank a VERY important person--YOU, the Reader! Throughout 1997, I received many nice compliments. This site exists because of YOU. When I receive a compliment or some nice words regarding this site, then I know its worth the time and effort. Thank you, dear Reader, so much!

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running dog

kitty washingI want to say "hello" and thanks to Wrenn, Rare Bear, jc, and the Andresen Family for their assistance--"HELLO AND THANKS!"

kitty 
washing ALSO, a VERY special "hello" and thanks to Linda, my "mentor" and "guardian angel", who is helping me make this site compatible not only for WEBTV users, but for pc users as well. If you "click" on her name, you can go to her award winning site. And boy! Is IT a site (90 pages--WOW!!)! She says that she needs the "hits" (or was that "needs to get hit"?)!

kitty washingI would not be a "soose" if I did not recognize the wonderful talents that Pati of IACTA possesses. Thanks to Pati, that great looking "Soose Banner" that you can see at the top of this page is possible (and the "Soose Award", too!). Thank you Pati for all your time and effort that you put into BOTH items. And thank you to YOU Laura of IACTA for letting Pati display her talents for a "soose" ("sooses" are graphically impaired individuals)! No, I don't actually look like that little animated character!

Playing Kitty

This site is CONSTANTLY being updated. We sooses have to have SOMETHING to do! So, PLEASE visit often--sooses LOVE visitors!

kitty and aquarium

alert lightTHE NEXT INSTALLMENT WILL BE SOMETIME IN FEBRUARY. SEE YOU THEN!

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Find out who SOOSE really is!
What are "SOOSE-ISMS"?
Soose has SIX wonderful PETS, each with a story to tell. Come meet Soose's pets!
Did you know that there's such a thing as SOOSE ART?
Want a little music? ITS MIDI TIME!
Looking for some MISSING LINKS?
Let's have a few WEBRINGS!
Fill out the soose SURVEY.
Can you believe it? Soose has received some AWARDS!
HEY! Would YOU like to receive the SOOSE AWARD?
Meet the WINNERS of the SOOSE AWARD!

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There is a completely different side of Soose's creator that few people ever see. Its called SERIOUS SUE. This section is not for everyone. Its a collection of serious poetry from Sue. If you would like to read them, please come in.

THE ARCHIVES OF SOOSE FOR 1997


NewGuess what, Everybody! SUE decided to have a site of her own! Whadaya know about THAT? I guess she was jealous of her alter-ego (ME).....! Anyway its called CAUGHT IN THE NET and its kind of an autobiographical account of her life on the Internet. You will be able to read how she met some of her buddies on the Internet (some were guests HERE!). So please be sure to visit!

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