Well there I was driving around by myself, as I always am on a Thursday night. Well I shouldn't say always sometimes I sit at home and talk to the wall but I'll save that for another email. Anyway I was driving around listening to a little "Skunk Nancy" on my car's CD player just enjoying the music and my thoughts. I was near Woodfield and was heading back home down Golf along the forest preserve when I noticed a car had stopped on the side of the road to let there canine, that's dog to the lay person, use the forest preserve as his own personal urinal. I'm not saying dog's use urinals but if they did...Also remember guys when using a urinal always remember to shake it don't wipe it, very important. Sorry I'm getting side tracked. So I see this dog off in the distance, when all of the sudden a deer pops out of the brush. For you South African's, a deer is a 4 legged creature that Disney made famous "Bambi". So the dog spots the deer and before even shaking it, he's after the deer. Well he's dodging him left and right and sure enough the deer jumps right onto Golf road about 24 feet, or 8 meters for you South African's, in front of my car. Well what can I do right, it was like slow motion. There was a moment right before it happened though, when the deer realized where he was and he looked right at me, with those pale blue eyes, yes blue eyes. I know he had blue eyes because when the front of my car ripped through his now bloody carcass, one eye "blue" this way and the other eye "blue" that way. So that's my story.

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Jurassic Mark