Well, it is official, my so called face, and many of yours are plastered all over a certain website. www.janedoeband.com I also read some reviews about my appearance on stage with leather Tuskadarow.
Mark Metzel "infamous"

--- Stevie Wonder says, "that is some of the best on stage dancing, I have seen in a long time"

--- New York Times, "Mark Metzel definitely has a face for radio."

--- Joe from Hunter magazine, "he looked like a deer caught in my headlights up there."

--- Helen Keller said, "that is the best thing I have never heard"

--- Chicago Tribune, "His face could make a train take a dirt road."

--- Ebonics magazine writes, "I want you to want me, I need you to need me, but what the hell is he mumbling for that next line."

--- Stage diver Bill said, "I wasn't stage diving, I was trying to kill myself to end that noise but the crowd kept catching me and putting me back on stage."

--- Playgirl magazine writes, "That is a sock in his crotch."

--- Wilson's Leather said, "I never thought we could make pants that big."

--- Soap Opera weekly says, "Like sands through an hour glass, so did Mark's singing career go."

--- Animal Rights wrote, "We are upset of the killing of three innocent cows just to make her pants on stage."

--- Cheap Trick writes, "We met Mark in the bathroom at the Slice years ago and that's when we taught him our song and we suggested the sock idea after that encounter."

--- Ryan Bolwell writes, "I never thought I was the type of girl who would throw her panties on stage until I saw Mark, I want you to want me baby!!!"

--- Mark Metzel writes, "Ryan you owe me six bucks for getting those panties dry-cleaned, twice."

--- Tommy Dunne wrote, "He is pretty when I'm drunk."