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The Guru Al & NTM Download Page
Friends
Disclaimer: Guru Al does not make it his business to make sure that everything that is expressed or represented on this webpage is politically correct. Yes, the picture for guys is blue, and the one for gals, red, but who cares, get over it! Oh no, I also placed the guys before the girls. Whatever could that mean? Try not to be so uptight, you pretensious little feminist wanna-bes and Sensitive New Age Geeks! Live a little and stop concerning yourself with trivial matters such as these!
If you feel that you want to change your friend's page entry, then email me. I think you know the address by now.
If you are not mentioned on one of these pages, pick one of the following replies:
a.) Sucked in!,
b.) It is your own fault that you didn't respond to my request!
or, c.) I am sorry that I forgot you!
The following people were meant to respond and are therefore committed to the unforgiving cries of the Maoglitosh, a fierce creature with the body of a horse and the body of a horse for a head.
Steffen Euler,
Benjamin Schwarz,
and especially David Bruce!