Well, this'd all go so much easier on what little sense of self-worth that I have if only I can recall all the crap about html that I had learned in freshmen year... Then again, maybe not. Heaven help the person who gives this ugly page away to other people without my consent.
The mother of all "Razz runs away because the poor child thinks Justin is mad at her"
Razz's side of her first session with Gareth (No, no, not the Gareth you're thinking of, but a horribly abused stand-in for a villian that got Gareth's name due to a lack of Nick's creativity with names) (Missing: Justin's part)
Razz doesn't like her new room, is scared of the dark after a recent assualt and ends up sleeping in Justin's room. (Missing: Justin's part, as well as the chunk that got her to his room, and the part that had her making him stand in the bathroom while she's evacuating her bladder, because it's SCARY to be ALONE in the bathroom at night, ha-ha-ha.)
The mother of all rumors between Razz and Justin
Razz meets Crulath
The morning after
Razz takes a trip to memory park by herself (falls in anywhere and nowhere... well, falls in anywhere when she still could see)
Razz runs to Crulath after a particularly unbearable session with Gareth
Razz, at Crulath's place
Razz and Crulath, the whole sheebang from mind control to him actually banging her up (parts missing - Razz loses sight, Razz being blind, conversation before and after the Tree)
Razz loses her sight.
Razz, being blind
Conversation before and after Tree
Razz and Justin draggs their half-dead asses back to the tower after the Tree
tower, after Tree (unedited)
tower, after Tree2 (unedited)
Some more-sadistic-than expected students question Razz
Eladria and Chastain makes an appearance, and darklings attack
Razz and Justin after the darklings' attack
Eladria dies (almost) and Makoto comes back from the dead
BRH tower comes down
Razz gets psi (parts lost)
Razz recalls something about how she wasn't suppose to be able to bear children while camping on Star Mountain.
Justin talks about what Lexi meant to him.
Lexi finds Justin and Razz. Man, this RP is turning into something really depressing.
Lexi runs away. Justin takes Razz back to the Tzen Freedom Blades' HQ
Justin leaves to find Lexi, but not before Razz takes back her declaration of love. SO SAD. Knights of Armaggedon attack Tzen.
Justin and Razz is staying in an inn in Mist after their escape from Tzen... *sigh* no fan service... but it's still good! Really! Sorta. No, I lied, it's disgustingly sappy.
Razz and Justin leaves Mist.
Razz and Justin arrives in Coneria.
A bar fight in Coneria's Drunken Chocobo.
What happened to Razz while she was absent from the bar.
A lot of bloody mess for poor little Razz.
Kaze pays a visit, and there was some debate as to whose shoulder Razz should be thrown over...
In which Justin /perhaps/ neglected his duty as Razz's guardian, and is annoyed by how people kept on taking years out of his age.
Kaze takes Razz out to see a memorial.
Razz takes a dip in the ocean, and meets the Champion of Water back at the castle.
Mirai tries to teach, but people kept on dropping in on her.
If you say you buried your sword in the another player's chest, and they refuse to cower before you and die, does that make them a powerplayer?
Razz: "Why would I ask you to bite me?"a>
Eternal Fantasy, Episode 1337 - The Attack of the NPCs
The closest that Julian's ever gotten in trying to get laid. Is BRH in fact a crazy sex cult in disguise???
Kira learns that buying someone dinner in exchange for information isn't always a fair trade...
Shiroi leaves the BRH tower to take a walk around Albrook
Treijan from Memory Park makes another appearance
Well, now. He isn't lying this time.
"What happen?!" "Somebody set us up the bomb!" "We get signal." "What." "It's Kaze!"
Justin and Razz arrives back at BRH
Shiroi. Prancing. Hope you're not feeling too irritable right now.
Shiroi: "I'm no weapon specialist, but hand me something and I'll show you how to beat someone black and blue with it."
Razz: "Why are we lonely...?"
We get a slight sense of Shiroi's notoriety around BRH
Shiroi meets an instructor whom she can't walk all over.
Makoto pays Razz a visit at BRH, and Razz discovers somethings.
Justin re-enforces Shiroi's view of him as a wet noodle.
Shiroi robs Treijan of his virginity! (The player of Treijan would like to specify that Treijan is not a virgin and that he has zero experience in writing porn) (the player of Shiroi would also like to specify that he acted as good as one and that this log should be rated PG-13 at worst)
Shiroi pushes Justin's buttons.
The students of BRH gets mowed down by Darkwood's uberguards. Fun.
Razz sees some people she knows for the very first time.
Shiroi goes out to gather some information for Razz, and chances upon an old friend, a girl, and a tentacle rapist.
Kaze summons Shiroi and Razz to his office.
What happened one night when Razz woke up from a nightmare with a Big Bad Shiroi in the room and no Justin to protect her. Wholly inspired by Teivin!
Shiroi gets a promotion from a maid to an executive of Darkwood... is there anyone in Darkwood who's not an executive besides those who already hold higher positions?
Alfghar fakes some invitation of a meeting from Kesnick, and plots Eikigou's death. Kaze goes on a PMS trip, while Tracha makes penis-envy jokes.
Shiroi repeats her spar with Eladria with Velias.
Enker says OOC: Bonding between Velias and Shiroi? =P. Natdog says OOC: Yes Enk, I suppose you could say that :P.
Razz gets into more trouble.
Kesnick schemes about Razz with Walker and Tracha, and finds the thief who took Justin's ring, yet doesn't notice the thief of Razz's locket.
Justin wakes up, greeted by Alfghar and Shiroi, who tries to piss him off.
A session that started out simply with Shiroi giving Justin some porn in exchange for his wedding ring, but leads to Natdog's death.
Yes, I'm aware that being schizophrenic is different from having multiple personalities, blah, blah, blah.
Darkwood is falling apart and the members are either running away or murdering one another!!! TEH OH NO! Can this be the last we see of Velias, Alfghar, and Shiroi??? Tune in and find out on this episode of Eternal Fantasy: THE NEARING OF DOOMS DAY. (head + desk * infinity)