So, Pauline Hanson's going to prison for electoral fraud. Does that mean it's only a matter of time before George W. goes away for electoral fraud, and staging a political coup? It's actually a fact that he did not win his election, but assumed the position anyway. Didn't we invade East Timor for that very reason?. I think it's up to us to take him out.
I was watching Channel 7's Sunrise program yesterday whilst eating some toast (we were out of Chinese food) and they had a Top Ten list of Best Butts. They tackle the important topics there at Sunrise, that David Koch, he's right on top of the big issues. Anyway, I was offended to notice that my butt wasn't on that list. Have you seen my butt... oh yeah, I flashed it at you last week. It's hot isn't it? What's George Clooney's arse got that mine hasn't? Wrinkles? Why don't I deserve arse fame?
J-Lo had the No. 1 butt for the ladies... can't argue much with that, but I do take issue with number 10. Nicole Kidman. Does she even have an arse? I would've thought she didn't, hence why she always appears so uptight... no arse, can't squeeze anything out. Maybe she doesn't have any openings in the pants, that's why she never popped out a baby Cruise/Kidman. I think I'm onto something there.
I don't know, maybe it's just me but I never saw our Nic as very attractive, or the sort of chick that you'd want to check out her arse. It made me wonder who came after her on the Top 10 Best Butts if she made it on there:
11. Gweneth Paltrow. Tightrope Walker-man finds her very attractive, probably because she has the figure of a teenage boy.
12. Linda Hamilton. She had great hair in the original Terminator.
13. Linda Hunt. Sometimes pops up as a Judge on The Practice, and was also in Kindergarten Cop as the principal. She's old, very small and pruney.
14. Amanda Bearse. Mmmm, she's hot, hot, hot! She's probably best known for being the promiscuous neighbour in Married With Children...
Yep, any of those fit right in with being as hot as Nicole Kidman. Feel free to add your own suggestions.
Today is Chinese food day. As of next Friday it will be Vietnamese food every day for 3 weeks for me. I'll be sure to enjoy plenty of bourbon with that as well. I shall endeavor to email, probably at irregular intervals, from China Beach. Be sure to put in any orders for Dana Delaney's autograph before I leave. You know you want it!
You can email the Gold Logie winning Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au
Go ahead, ask him a question... or offer him sexual favors, he'd like that...
