- Put rooster in freezer to get stiff cock.
- Baseball wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
- Virgin like balloon; one prick, all gone.
- Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
- Takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
- Is good to learn to masturbate; may come in handy.
- Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.
- Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring have offspring next spring.
- Man who pull out too fast leave rubber.
- Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
- Girl who marry detective must kiss dick.
- Passionate kiss like spider web; lead to undoing of fly.
- Man with holes in pockets feels cocky all day.
- Many men smoke but Fu Manchu
- Man who take lady on camping trip have on intent.