| Drug
Dealers |
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Software
Developers |
| Refer to their clients as "users"
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Refer to their clients as "users" |
| "The first one's free!" |
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"Download a free trial version..." |
| Have important Asian connections |
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Have important Asian connections |
Strange jargon:
"Stick"
"Rock"
"Wrap"
"E"
"Stash"
"Drive-by"
"Hit (LSD)"
"Source"
"The Pigs" |
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Strange jargon:
"SCSI"
"RTFM"
"Packet"
"C"
"Cache"
"CTL ALT DEL"
"Hit (WWW)"
"Source-code"
"Microsoft" |
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Realize that there's tons of cash in the
14-25 year old market |
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Realize that there's tons of cash in the
14-25 year old market |
| Clients really like your stuff when it
works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you. |
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Clients really like your stuff when it
works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you. |
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Job is assisted by the industry's
producing newer, more potent product. |
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Job is assisted by the industry's
producing newer, more potent product. |
| Often seen in the company of pimps,
hustlers and low-lifes. |
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Often seen in the company of marketing
people, venture capitalists and fund managers. |
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When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a
phone call away, but may be expensive. |
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When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a
phone call away, but may be expensive. |
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A lot of people are getting rich while
still teenagers. |
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A lot of people are getting rich while
still teenagers. |
| Product causes unhealthy addictions. |
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DOOM, Quake, Duke Nukem, WOW... |
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Do your job well and you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who depend on you. |
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Damn! DAMN!!!!! |
