1. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a. Healthy, creative love-play
b. Not the sort of thing your
wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c. Not the sort of thing your
wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only
after you've both shared:
a. Your views about what you expect from a
sexual relationship
b. Your blood-test results
c. Five tequila slammers
3. You should time your orgasm so that:
a. Your partner climaxes first
b. You both climax simultaneously
c. You don't miss SportsCenter
4. In the company of females, intercourse should be
referred to as:
a. Lovemaking
b. Screwing
c. The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
5. Spending the whole night cuddling with a woman you've
just had sex with is:
a. The best part of the experience
b. The second-best part of the experience
c. $300 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the
past month. You tell her that it is:
a. No concern of yours
b. Not a problem - she can join your gym
c. A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a. A myth
b. An oxymoron
c. A moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a. Appetizer is to entree
b. Primer is to paint
c. A line is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find
yourself saying at the end of a relationship;
a. "I hope we can still be
friends"
b. "I'm not in right now; please leave
a message after the beep"
c. "Welcome to Dumpsville.
Population: one lonely bitch"
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a. Probably needs a little more time before
she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b. Is uptight and a waste of time
c. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the
bus in the first place