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Actual announcements taken from church bulletins

Don't let worry kill you.  Let the church help.

Tursday night - Potluck Supper.  Prayer and sedication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Smith, the sin of Rev and Mrs John Smith.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south an north ends of the church.   Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social.  All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet.  Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me in My Little Bed, accompanied by the pastor.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward an lay an egg on the alter.

Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of new carpet.   All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

The ladies of the church will have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.  Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"   Come early.