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  1. Sex is like air.  It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
  2. There are two theories on arguing with women.  Neither one works.
  3. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
  4. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
  5. Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
  6. A fool and his money are soon partying.
  7. Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies.
  8. A bartender is a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
  9. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
  10. Macho law forbids you to admit you are wrong.
  11. Stress is when you wake up and realize that you haven't fallen asleep yet.
  12. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
  13. Don't squat with your spurs on.
  14. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
  15. At the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.