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  1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
  2. Don't be irreplacable.  If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
  3. No one is listening until you fart.
  4. Always remember you're unique.  Just like everybody else.
  5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  6. If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it.
  7. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
  8. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  9. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shores.  That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
  10. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach a man how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
  13. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
  14. If you drink, don't park.  Accidents cause people.
  15. Some days you're the bug.  Some day's you're the windshield.
  16. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
  17. Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
  18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.