- 1(a). While frying bacon, I heard a sizzling sound. It was rather like your saucer description.
- Uh-huh. Frying bacon verses the sizzling saucer .... hmmmmm .... Yes, I can see how those sounds could seem similar to the ear of an Earth thingy such as yourself.
- 1(b). Does this mean that I'm also stuck on this spinning rock?
- Bacon or no bacon. You are never leaving Earth.
- 1(c). Is the bacon still driveable?
- Bacon driveable? I don't think I'm ready to divulge that secret.
- 1(d). Why was I frying bacon? I don't even eat bacon.
- Hey, it's your frying pan, honey. What you do with it is your business. Cough. Cough.
- 2. Why don't you just vaporize that nasty old A_Clockwork_Coyote? I mean, we all know you can. Are you saving him just to placate Lady__Evenstar, or is it more to annoy her?
- Number 1, if I vaporize Coyote, the thorn in my side, then people & things would concentrate their efforts to knock me off next.
Number 2, he ain't that easy to knock off. No matter what you all may think about me or my abilities, vaporizing Coyote just isn't gonna work.
Number 3, placating or annoying Lady__Evenstar via Coyote's existence is not my style. Yes, she is my "nemesis", however, I prefer to destroy her directly not indirectly. That day will come soon. mwahahah!
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3. I looked at your list of supporters, but I didn't see the lycra one from Sears. I realize this isn't a question, so I guess you don't really have to answer it.
Uhhhhh....?????
(SSL scratches her head and checks for fleas while she waits for the next exciting question.)
4. Does this nail look infected?
Yes, and it's oh so nasty! But, the question on my mind is when did biscuit mixes acquire nails?
After several minutes of a stare off, the Interviewer throws popcorn at the alien and runs like mad.
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