 meteoride (a bpe newbie) interviews the Sizzling Saucer Lady4 December 2001 | ||||
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meteoride: Heyyyyy saucer lady, you must be really saucy to sizzle so well? sizzling_saucer_lady: Um.. Yeah.. Right (rolls her thirteen pairs of eyes). I suppose you can call me saucy. I am very saucer-like. meteoride: What part of the galaxy are you from? Probably a Planet that had five moons and 8 occeans at one time? Probably Mars? or Saturn? Those the two best bets! sizzling_saucer_lady: I'm not from this galaxy. Due to the war going on in the galaxy I am from and the constant name changes, I cannot name the galaxy. Let me just say, it is the 5th one from the right. meteoride: Just let me say "welcome" to our galaxy and that yur gravity field has a real attraction to it. You have gravity appeal. sizzling_saucer_lady: Thank you I think. meteoride: Saucy, now I have solved a riddle of the universe. Yes now I know where the black holes came from. The black holes in deep space were created from the vacuum created when your irreplaceable beauty was taken from there and graced our presence, from the void that was created when you left there to come here. Because darling YOUUUUU are IREEPLACEABLE, NUTHIN can ever take yur place, thus the black holes. sizzling_saucer_lady: You are quite the sweet talker. But you do know that is untrue? meteoride: You still have two beautiful perfect and undamaged saucers, you know? sizzling_saucer_lady: um...I only have the one saucer I rode in on. meteoride: No, darling, you are wrong. You have those two captivating, deep as space, mysterious saucer eyes. They are perfect for keeping any man or planet off balance. sizzling_saucer_lady: I have thirteen pairs of eyes! byoch: Sizzle, you have a new admirer! sizzling_saucer_lady: I know. I know. How could this happen? meteoride: Wonders how many pairs of other things? sizzling_saucer_lady: [snarls at meteoride] meteoride: Ooooooops, back to the eyes. sizzling_saucer_lady: Yeah! You better go back to them eyes, buster! meteoride: Saucy, I hope they go all around yur head so I could always see them cuz they are so wonderful. sizzling_saucer_lady: You are too much. actslikesummer_talkslikerain: Lady, first time I dyed my moms hair, don't think I wasnt scared of seeing those two eyes that she always told me she had in the back of her head.sizzling_saucer_lady: lol molly.. I think most kids are confused by idioms. However, as an alien with thirteen pairs of eyes, I find it dificult to understand why anyone has a problem with this particular idiom. meteoride: I am at the most wondrous, magical and rare twin constellation in all known creation. Can you guess where that is? sizzling_saucer_lady: Oh, do I have to? Earthling, you are starting to get on my bad side. meteoride: Sizzling, that most awesome twin constellation is those two sparkling starry eyes of yours, Hon. sizzling_saucer_lady: Meteoride.. um.. I think I've had enough wooing for one day. actslikesummer_talkslikerain: It's your beauiful eyes, Lady. meteoride: Help! I've fallen into your orbit, and I dont wanna get out. sizzling_saucer_lady: [prepares to give meteoride a burning sizzle that won't be oh so pleasant] meteoride: So what do you like to talk about? sizzling_saucer_lady: Talk? I'm not sure that's a good idea. meteoride: Just a LOOKER eh? as in knockout, I mean. Sizzling Saucer Lady throws popcorn at the Interviewer and runs like mad. | ||||
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