1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said
First
Darling, you stink so beautiful.
Michael Curtiz
Democracy is the theory that the People know what they want and deserve
to get it good and hard.
H. L. Mencken
Depositing the room key into another person is prohibited.
sign displayed in a Japanese hotel
Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?
accused thief
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.
Seneca
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
anonymous
Do not look at me in that tone of voice.
Thaddeus Caraway
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with
ketchup.
unknown
Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give the signal.
Dwight Eisenhower
Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance
halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers,
uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads--they are not there
accidentally.
Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930s
Do the thing and you will have the power.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
Mark Twain
Do you mean to tell me that the people of San Francisco are drinking water
after all the electricity has been taken out of it?
James McSheehy
Don't accept rides from strange men--and remember that all men are strange
as hell.
Robin Morgan
Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small
jumps.
David Lloyd George
Don't forget until too late that the business of life is not business,
but living.
B. C. Forbes
Don't pay any attention to the critics--don't even ignore
them.
Samuel Goldwyn
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
Laurence Coughlin
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any
good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
Howard Aiken
DOOR is an opening through which people enter and leave a room or
building.
The World Book Encyclopedia, 1985
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is
made of.
Benjamin Franklin
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream
menu item from Shangri-la Restaurant
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die
today.
James Dean
Dreams are real while they last. Can we say more of life?
Havelock Ellis
Drink to me.
Pablo Picasso, last words
Drinking is the cause of psoriasis.
Donna Shalala
Drop the question of what tomorrow may bring, and count as profit every
day that fate allows you.
Horace
Drug Store Body. Let's get the Good Shape and have a sexy body just like a
pig.
slogan on a pair of Japanese overalls
Duct tape is like the force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it binds
the galaxy together.
anonymous
Dude, we are so out of here.
student after JAPN 202 final
Due to a typing error, Gov. Dukakis was incorrectly identified in the third
paragraph as Mike Tyson.
Fitchburg-Leominster (Mass.) Sentinel and Enterprise
During state of national emergency resulting from enemy attack, the essential
functions of the Service will be as follows: (1) assessing, collecting,
and recording taxes . . .
Internal Revenue Service Handbook, 1976