1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said First



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Failure is instructive. The person who really thinks learns quite as much from his failures as from his successes.

          John Dewey


Faith isn't faith until it's all you're holding on to.

          unknown


Farming looks easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from a cornfield.

          Dwight Eisenhower


Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

          Oscar Wilde


FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (718) 459-3140
If No Answer Call (718) 459-3140

          Nassau County NYNEX Telephone Directory (1991) Listing


Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.

          unknown


First Law of Midterms: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. Corollary: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.

          unknown


First learn stand, then learn fly. Nature's rules, Daniel-San, not mine.

          Mr. Miyagi


Flapping your arms can be flying.

          Robert K. Hall


Folding sheets is really a spiritual exercise. If you can fold fitted sheets, you can do anything.

          Rich Fuchs


Follow your bliss.

          Joseph Campbell


For a human being, sadness is as powerful as terror. Sadness makes a warrior shed tears of blood.

          Carlos Castaneda, The Eagle's Gift


For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.

          laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea)


For indoor or outdoor use only.

          Chinese-made Christmas lights


For purposes of paragraph (3), an organization described in paragraph (2) shall be deemed to include an organization described in section 501 (c)(4), (5) or (6) which would be described in paragraph (2) if it were an organization described in section 501(c)(3).

          section of the Internal Revenue Code


For visions come not to polluted eyes.

          Mary Howitt


Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

          John F. Kennedy


4:00--Speaker Dr. Gerrard Hale will speak about what Dyslexia is and how to recognize it and why you would find dyslexics assessets to your business.

          Adult Dyslexia organization convention program


Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right.

          Mohandas Gandhi


French railway president quits after second fatal accident.

          Toronto Globe and Mail