1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said
First
Failure is instructive. The person who really thinks learns quite as
much from his failures as from his successes.
John Dewey
Faith isn't faith until it's all you're holding on to.
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Farming looks easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from
a cornfield.
Dwight Eisenhower
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every
six months.
Oscar Wilde
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (718) 459-3140
If No Answer Call (718) 459-3140
Nassau County NYNEX Telephone Directory (1991) Listing
Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.
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First Law of Midterms: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget
your book. Corollary: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget
where you live.
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First learn stand, then learn fly. Nature's rules, Daniel-San, not
mine.
Mr. Miyagi
Flapping your arms can be flying.
Robert K. Hall
Folding sheets is really a spiritual exercise. If you can fold fitted
sheets, you can do anything.
Rich Fuchs
Follow your bliss.
Joseph Campbell
For a human being, sadness is as powerful as terror. Sadness makes a
warrior shed tears of blood.
Carlos Castaneda, The Eagle's Gift
For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron
with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through
puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea)
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Chinese-made Christmas lights
For purposes of paragraph (3), an organization described in paragraph (2)
shall be deemed to include an organization described in section 501 (c)(4),
(5) or (6) which would be described in paragraph (2) if it were an
organization described in section 501(c)(3).
section of the Internal Revenue Code
For visions come not to polluted eyes.
Mary Howitt
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy
4:00--Speaker Dr. Gerrard Hale will speak about what Dyslexia is and how
to recognize it and why you would find dyslexics assessets to your
business.
Adult Dyslexia organization convention program
Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It
passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and
able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right.
Mohandas Gandhi
French railway president quits after second fatal accident.
Toronto Globe and Mail