1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said First



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Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.

          Emily Dickinson


Pasta Salad mixed with either chunks of fish or baby, barely cooked broad beans, then dressed with oil and vinegar, is very good, too.

          the Irish Times


Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential.

          doctor's note on the chart of a deceased patient


Paul's Law: "You can't fall off the floor."


Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all . . . entangling alliances with none.

          Thomas Jefferson


Pedestrians never seem to realize that they are a threat to the safety of cars.

          Thomas Sowell


People who feel well are sick people neglecting themselves.

          Jules Romains


People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.

          Ogden Nash


People who never get carried away should be.

          Malcolm S. Forbes


People who wish to commit murder, they better not do it in the state of Florida, because we may have a problem with our electric chair.

          Bob Butterworth


People will sleep better not knowing how their sausage and politics are made.

          Bismarck


Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.

          Thomas Henry Huxley, Technical Education


Philosophy: a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

          Lord Bowen


Playing DOOM cooperatively is like trying to coordinate a fire team of deaf people with tunnel vision.

          Calvin Lott


PLEASE
Sing a song
or
Laugh
or
Cry
or
Go away

          Nanao Sakak


Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even where there are no rivers.

          Nikita Khrushchev


Practice is the best of all instructors.

          Publilius Syrus


Prejudice is the reason of fools.

          Voltaire


Press enter to exit.

          message from dropadd.vt.edu


Probably all laws are useless; for good men do not want laws at all, and bad men are made no better by them.

          Demonax


Problems worthy
of attack
prove their worth
by hitting back.

          Piet Hein, "Problems," Grooks (1966)


Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

          Rich Cook


Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind.

          W. R. Alger


Pull another end of gross and put along the ditch gap of bow-finger and turn up to get down along another bow-finger then return to button on the center.

          directions from a Japanese tooth flosser


Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath.

          Solon


Put your talent into your work, but your genius into your life.

          Oscar Wilde


Pweople in glass howses shrdlu throw etaion(s).

          the New York Times-Herald