1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said First



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Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and organize.

          Al Gore


Eat cheese or die.

          suggested slogan for the Wisconsin license plate


Eating people is wrong.

          anonymous


Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

          Will Durant


Eight candidates, including all four incompetents, are seeking the four City Council positions.

          Cheney (Washington) Free Press


Emergency shelter for families: an emergency shelter which shelters families

          Columbus Coalition for the Homeless dictionary


Enjoy French odor in the South Pacific.

          ad sponsored by a French airline
          and the government of New Caledonia


Enjoying life is one of the few things that I really enjoy doing . . .

          Alex Heublein


Erected in the memory of
John Phillips
Accidentally shot
As a mark of affection by his brother.

          gravestone inscription


Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

          Will Rogers


Even paperback books have a far longer lifespan than computers. It's a humble thing, a book, but the interface doesn't change and they don't need software upgrades and new operating systems. A five dollar paperback book will dance on the grave of a five thousand dollar computer.

          Bruce Sterling


Even though there may be some misguided critics of what we're trying to do, I think we're on the wrong path.

          Ronald Reagan


Ever since we convinced our boss that a site on the Internet was a good idea, we have been under a certain amount of pressure to make that true.

          Kingswood Kranium


Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist after he grows up.

          Pablo Picasso


Every heart that has beat strong and cheerfully has left a hopeful impulse behind it in the world, and bettered the tradition of mankind.

          Robert Louis Stevenson


Every man who possesses power is impelled to abuse it.

          Baron de La Brede et de Montesquieu


Every pint bottle should contain a quart.

          Sir Boyle Roche


Every river that I know is dreaming of the sea.

          Johnny Clegg


Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

          H. G. Wells


Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

          Mark Twain


Everything has been figured out except how to live.

          Jean-Paul Sartre


Everything in this book may be wrong.

          Richard Bach, The Messiah's Handbook


Everything that can be invented has been invented.

          Charles Duell, U.S. Office of Patents Commissioner, 1899


Except for three big plays, we played well enough to win, if we had been able to do anything on offense.

          Bart Starr


Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and the lesson afterward.

          anonymous