1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said First

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Rainbows apologize for angry skies.

          Sylvia A. Viorol

Rascality has limits; stupidity has not.

          Napoleon Bonaparte

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

          Mark Twain

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.

          Confucius

Red squirrels . . . you don't see many of them since they became extinct.

          Michael Aspel

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds.

          John Perry Barlow

Rembrandt is not to be compared in the painting of character with our extraordinarily gifted artist, Mr. Rippingdale

          John Hunt

. . . remember, all this started with a mouse . . .

          Walt Disney

Remember: live, grow stronger, fight another day.

          Methos, Highlander

Remember: the average is as close to the bottom as it is to the top.

          anonymous

Replacing battery: Replace the old battery with a new one.

          directions for a mosquito repeller

Research is to see what everybody else has seen, and to think what nobody else has thought.

          Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under the trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.

          Sir J. Lubbock

Resting on one's laurels makes for an uncomfortable bed, and only crushes the laurels.

          A. Cygni

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

          Klingon proverb

Right now, I have the three C's: comfortable, confident, and seeing the ball well.

          Jay Buhner

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner.

          Andrew Malcolm

Rome wasn't burned in a day.

          Abe Hirschfeld