1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said
First
Q: What should I do if I find a rock in a bag of potatoes?
A: Simply return the rock to your grocer, who will give you the rock's weight
in potatoes.
U.S. Department of Agriculture booklet, How to Buy
Potatoes
Quoting: the act of repeating erroneously the words of
another.
Ambrose Bierce