1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said First



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UNIX: It doesn't just give you rope to hang yourself with. It gives you the gallows, the hangman, and the jeering crowd.

          Jon Rust


Unless a man feels he has a good memory, he should never venture to lie.

          Montaigne


Unless you're willing to have a go, fail miserably, and have another go, success won't happen.

          Phillip Adams


Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man will not himself find peace.

          Albert Schweitzer


Until the principals had agreed that this that which they wanted to do, plus that it was agreed on by those involved, and then it was--present it to the President for decision.

          Larry Speakes


Up is, by definition, the direction which broadens horizons.

          A. Cygni


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          Curaçao Gazette ad


USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

          David Letterman


Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; and do not outlive yourself.

          George Bernard Shaw


Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.

          Tom Robbins