1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said
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UNIX: It doesn't just give you rope to hang yourself with. It gives you
the gallows, the hangman, and the jeering crowd.
Jon Rust
Unless a man feels he has a good memory, he should never venture to
lie.
Montaigne
Unless you're willing to have a go, fail miserably, and have another go,
success won't happen.
Phillip Adams
Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man
will not himself find peace.
Albert Schweitzer
Until the principals had agreed that this that which they wanted to do,
plus that it was agreed on by those involved, and then it was--present it
to the President for decision.
Larry Speakes
Up is, by definition, the direction which broadens horizons.
A. Cygni
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four people make up 75 percent of the population.
David Letterman
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for.
Spend all you have before you die; and do not outlive yourself.
George Bernard Shaw
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast
beef.
Tom Robbins