1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said
First
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to
smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
Mary Ellen Kelly
Neither genius, fame, nor love show the greatness of the soul. Only
kindness can do that.
Jean Baptiste Henri Lacordaire
Never bet the devil your head.
Edgar Allan Poe
Never criticize a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Then,
if he doesn't like it, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away and
you have his shoes.
unknown
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the
river.
Cordel Hull
Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends.
People fall in love with the most appalling people.
Cynthia Heimel
Never, never, never, never give up.
Winston Churchhill
Never siphon gasoline by mouth or put gasoline in your mouth for any reason . . . Never use gas to wash hands or as a cleaning solvent.
GEICO DIRECT magazine, fall 2003
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will
surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
Next up is Fernando Gonzalez, who isn't playing tonight.
Jerry Coleman
Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
Foghorn Leghorn
No farewells. Not in this land. And no greetings, no names. The
forests speak. The dead talk at night. God bless you both.
The Blackrobe
No gains without pains.
Benjamin Franklin
No great advance has ever been made in science, politics, or religion, without
controversy.
Lyman Beecher
No man can be a patriot on an empty stomach.
William Cowper
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
Thomas Mann
No matter how fast your computer system runs, you will eventually come
to think of it as slow.
traditional
No one buys a Big Mac for the simple reason of eating it. The behavior is
part of an entire gestalt in which the consumer participates on a
subliminal level. The purchase of a Big Mac involves a deep interior
perception of self, family, country and socio-economic
status.
Michael Steele
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while
you'll see why.
Mignon McLaughlin
No, you're not going to see me stay put . . . I'm not going to forsake my
responsibility. You may not see me put as much--I mean, un un-put as
much.
George Bush
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein.
Joe Theisman
Nobody will fly for a thousand years!
Wilbur Wright, 1901
Nobody's perfect. There was one guy--but we killed him.
anonymous
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
Duffy Daugherty
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will
not . . . genius will not . . . education will not . . . persistence and
determination alone are omnipotent.
Calvin Coolidge
Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own
errors.
Beethoven
Nothing is so easy as to deceive one's self; for what we wish, that we readily
believe.
Demosthenes
Nothing means nothing, but it isn't really nothing because nothing is
something that isn't.
Darryl Dawkins
Nothing so needs reforming as other peoples' habits.
Mark Twain
Nothing worthwhile comes easily. . . . Work, continuous work and hard
work, is the only way to accomplish results that last.
Hamilton Holt
Now then, thought I, unconsciously rolling up the sleeves of my frock, here
goes for a cool, collected dive at death and destruction, and the devil
fetch the hindmost.
Ishmael
Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up and I think we're going to
succeed.
Ronald Reagan