Navigation
Land Lord Letters Welfare Letters

Land Lord Letters

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

The toilet seat is cracked. Where do I stand?

I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.

I request your permission to remove my drawers in my kitchen.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink.

Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away.

Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.

When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.

Welfare Letters

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I had seven but one died, which was babtized on a half a sheet of paper.

I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?

Mrs. [name withheld] has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the minister.

I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why?

I am glad to report that my husband who was missing is dead.

This is my eight child. What are you going to do about it?

Please find out for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am living with now can't eat or do anything until he knows.-

I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.

In answer to your letter. I have given birth to a boy weighing ten pounds. This, I hope, is satisfactory.

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my three children, one of which is a mistake as you can see.

My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since. Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.

You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make any difference?

I have no children as yet as my husband is a truck driver and works night and day.

In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor.