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"Nothing wrong with this site, I'm waiting for the aliens to land so I can five them the key to my pinto. If aliens are out, they sure did travel far, just to figure out, [there weren't any beings anywhere] near their level of abilites." - yogiwashere
August 14, 2003
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"think maybe aliens could be so alien we would even recognized aliens as aliens" - dfer1467
May 24, 2003
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"A site like [this] deserves to be handed to Venus." - laserleftfoot
April 30, 2003
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"There's a lot there." - Gliese
April 30, 2003
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"Wandered over to view the new version of OSSLR and almost didn't return. Lots of new stuff!Rats! I didn't get out of there for an hour." - longhair_red
April 15, 2003
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"Your site is as twisted as [unmentionable web empire]. This is not a complement. Who ARE you people? Don't answer that. I think I will just quietly leave by the side door." - Fazool
January 08, 2003
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"Delightfully inane in so many ways I don't even bother to pretend like I remember them all! This truly is the official SSL Report!" - Draco The Vampyre
November 15, 2002
For more, view:
Draco Interviews SSL
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"If I were a secret-
World-Government-
black-ops agent, I'd want this site and all of its employees taken out." - Brave Sir Ronald
October 1, 2002
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"My position of bus driver for the city of Redding, California, as you may well imagine, requires me to do vast amounts of Internet research, and no online resource is more valuable to me than The Official Sizzling Saucer Lady Report. It is perhaps the most efficiently laid out, well documented, and scholarly factual database available. I've also found some hot, ultra-vixen, ready-to-party alien babes in the personals, which is always a plus." - Coyote a.k.a. Ruler of CoyotePlanet
September 29, 2002
For more, view:
Coyote Interviews SSL
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"I've never really seen that Sizzling Saucer Woman's computerized web-site, or whatever you call it, because I don't have a computer machine, but my next-door neighbor, Coyote tells me that it is very, very nice, and it contains many money-saving tips for the us elderly folks who live on fixed incomes." - Gertie the old lady who lives next door to Coyote
September 29, 2002
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"[SSL is] seemingly the sole voice of reason in a world gone mad. Therefore, Professor Coyote recommends to all reality-challenged [internet users] a visit to SSL's sanity super-charged site: *Sizzlin Saucer Lady's Sanity Report*" - Professor Coyote of CoyotePlanet Internet Industries
September 27, 2002
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Sorry but a bunch of reviews were lost between these dates.
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"I highly recommend this site! It is delicious, particularly the a's and the w's" - anonymous
February 26, 2002
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"Proof is anything that can be found on a website. Sheesh!" - lamont_cranston_esq
February 4, 2002
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"This is quite possibly the greatest single website ever created by [woman]! It has everything from alien info to carpentry tips, and is a must see for anyone with a connection to the Internet! Okay, maybe I lied about the carpentry bit, but it does have alien stuff! I laughed, I cried, I did other stuff! This is how websites were meant to be made!" - cosmic_irrelevance
January 6, 2002
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"SSL, would you please quit hogging all my spare time with that darned web site of yours?" - biscuit_mix
December 14, 2001
For more, view:
Bix Interviews SSL
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"This site has everything, I think I saw a kitchen sink back there as well. You've captured the uniqueness of BPE just here, without revealing all of our secrets :)" - Mystery_chick_1999
November 23, 2001
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"Loads of fun and one of the webs best hidden secrets. must announce to the world now............" - judibugg424
October 16, 2001
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"Nice site, fast loading, really does the *Less is more* pointer for webdesign justice." - Alphabeast
April 15, 2001
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Beware! The Alien Threat is closer than you think.
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Have you heard eerie sizzling sounds, spotted a strange saucer
following you, seen a female alien lurking about and eating
popcorn? You could be part of the alien visitor's plans
for world domination.
Beware the Alien Threat is everywhere. Be sure you know what to
look for before you call the authorities, the media, the scientists,
your friends, your neighbors, and the alien hunters. You could
end up getting a harmless human in a whole mess of trouble. Aliens
thrive on chaos. So don't feed the alien, unless, of course, it is
popcorn.
Enter the Official Sizzling Saucer Lady Report and find out much much more about one particularly fiendish alien foe.
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Description: A alien watchdog site about alien visitors known as
SSL Aliens from that which is Beyond Planet Earth.
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Mission Statement: Provide to the public all the facts, news, and
rumors about the famous alien visitors. Publish pictures and sightings.
Dispute the mysterious coverup. Present ample evidence that the people of
Earth are open to settlers from other worlds.
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Beware: This site may or may not be under the influence of aliens,
extraterrestrials, designer drugs, or an imagination on the precipice of
insanity.
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Updates: This site is constantly under construction. New info
on SSL aliens may turn up daily, weekly, monthly, or yearly. So return often.
What's New?
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Other Alien Stuff: If you are looking for information
on Zeta-Reticulis, Greys, Lyrans, Vegans, Arcturians, Orions,
Pleiadians, Sirians, Venusians, or any other alien race, try the
Alien News or
Alien Classifieds sections, but first, you should
read the Alien Disclaimer and the
The OSSLR F.A.Q.
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Avoids Answering the Questions:
- Why are aliens short-bald-clammy-androgynous-child
like-beings without a stitch of clothing?
- And how do those characteristics impel the beings to take
over the Earth, the galaxy, and the rest of the universe?
- Do their plans include the use of the Spatula of
Slaughter? Should we expect mass carnage?
- Is it "gray" or "grey"?
- If they are 'gray' or some color other than 'green', then
why are they referred to as "little green men"?
- Are Aliens offended by humans who referred to them by color
or by similarities to Earth species?
- Do aliens even exist?
- If they do exist, do extraterrestrials exist?
- Will I burn in hell, if I don't believe in aliens?
- Are skeptics agents of the devil?
- Will we ever know 'the truth'?
- What is the bread basket of peace?
Nonetheless, things cannot be
avoided forever. The OSSLR may someday find good and honest
answers to these questions! However, you will have to do your
own search of the site to find those answers.
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Viewing Requirements: This site is best viewed in IE5+ 800x600.
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Waste of Space: This site is just another useless and waste of
web space site. Take the time to squander your precious moments on
Earth here. Enjoy!
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Porn: There is no pictures of aliens having sex, no alien anal probs,
no human/alien sex, no alien sex, no human sex, no human-hybrid sex, no
pictures of sex, and certainly no teen sex, but there is some extremely crude
humor sprinkled here and there, hence this is a PG-13 (maybe PG-16) site.
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While there is a specific page dedicated to the Disclaimer for The OSSLR, due to a visitor's 'constructive
criticism' by the notorious BPE chatter known as gliese, I must add this small print:
This site is neither related nor belongs to the
CoyotePlanet Internet Industries web empire run by an evil tyranical ruler
a.k.a. Professor Coyote, Rev. Prof. Coyote, Uncle Coyote, clockdorquecoyote,
A_Clockwork_Coyote, and Coyote. Coyote is just being nice for once in his
life by having the link to the OSSLR on his site.
Go To The RED HOT OSSLR Vs. Coyote Planet
Disclaimer Dispute
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or dislike of the OSSLR. There is plenty of room. Please
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