BABY
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A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because,
he announces, his wife has just produced "a typical Texas" baby
boy weighing 25 pounds. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says,
"Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth. The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,"Had him circumcised." ******************************************************************************** "Four Fathers" Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labour. The nurse tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!" "What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!" The nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets!" "Wow, what a coincidence! I work for 3M Corporation!" When the nurse tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets. "Another coincidence! I work for Four Seasons Hotel!" At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong. "What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!" *******************************************************************
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