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The KILLER!!!

Driving Too Fast A

Driving Too Fast A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth ticket for Officer: May I see the owner's registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I saw the owner's card in glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain to request backup.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid.)
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's my registration card.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (And there wasn't.)
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a in it.
Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body.)
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer said that you didn't have a license, had stolen the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

*******************************************************************officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth ticket for Officer: May I see the owner's registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I saw the owner's card in glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain to request backup.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid.)
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's my registration card.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
(And there wasn't.)
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a in it.
Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body.)
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer said that you didn't have a license, had stolen the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

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