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THE POSSUM COUNTY DAILY FLAPDOODLE Serving America - One Possum At A Time! NO!! I WANT THE OLD JOKES!!! NOW!!!! Just who's in charge here, anyway?

Dateline: January 8, 2001
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Tipper's staff knows the flowers are coming!
Let the people's choice for First Family know how you feel!

Working on the "Flowers For Tipper" campaign has reminded me of why I started a lot of this in the first place, especially the Flapdoodle. It feels like ages since I had fun around anything remotely political, but I have been having a ton of fun with Flowers For Tipper. I have met a bunch of new virtual friends, I feel less voiceless, I feel like I am actually making a difference by showing the anti-POTUS Smirk just who it is who has the love of the nation - - hint for Dumbya: it’s the folks who actually WON the election. (The campaign is starting to take a life of it’s own as we alert various organizations about the idea... and they, in turn alert their membership... this might end up being as big as we imagined in our wildest fantasies...)

But, on the negative side, I have been so busy working on "Flowers For Tipper", I feel like I’ve been neglecting you guys. Many of you have written in to say your favorite issues are the Great Big Picture Books by Smirk, and I’d love to write another one to thank you guys for hanging in there and reading each issue. But since my time has been extremely limited, instead I’m "virtually reprinting" the entire collection of Great Big Picture Books. They are printed in order of creation, starting with the only non-picture book article "written" by our extra-special correspondent, Texas Governor George W. Bush. Also included are the variations from our growing cast of characters, Smirk’s Way Cool Boss Satan, Kenneth Starr, and, of course, Vice President Albert Gore Junior’s Evil Double From An Alternate, Yet Compassionately Conservative Universe.

Hope you enjoy the "leftovers"...

Hello, Real People. It is I, Texas Governor George W. Bush.

September 12, 2000: OUR SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH UNAVAILS HIS LATEST ADS

September 25, 2000: FOR KIDS ONLY: GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF HIS CAMPAIGN DAY!

October 5, 2000: FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF DEBATING!

October 9, 2000: FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF THAT DUMB GORE GUY

Here I brutally scoff at the suggestion that I wear more earth tones. Earth tones are forbidden in my Universe Tradition, as are fuzzy pink slippers, kittens and Frank Capra movies.

October 12, 2000: FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY! PRESIDENT ALBERT GORE JUNIOR’S EVIL DOUBLE FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE'S ILLUSTRATED POLICY BOOK OF PAYING BACK THE CORPORATE MEDIA, BIG TIME

October 16, 2000: FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF THIS TOTALLY DUMB ELECTION

October 24, 2000: FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF LOOSING THE BIG MO

Hello, Real Hellish Minions. It is I, Satan -- running mate of Texas Governor George W. - - oh, why even bother? It’s not like you idiots are listening to me anyway. You try to spread a little evil in the upper world, you try to make it just a little more miserable for everybody else, and what thanks do you get? Absolutely, positively none.

October 26-27, 2000: SATAN'S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF WHY WISCONSIN IS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT

October 28, 2000: FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF HIS NEW BEST FRIEND, LIKE HE EVEN WANTED ONE, WHAT A COMPLETE AND TOTAL GYP

November 1, 2000: FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF THAT DUMB ELECTION IS SO OVER, NOW I AM WAY TOTALLY HAPPY THAT I AM PRESIDENT AND STUFF

November 5-6, 2000: FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY! VICE PRESIDENT ALBERT GORE JUNIOR’S EVIL DOUBLE FROM AN ALTERNATE, YET COMPASSIONATELY CONSERVATIVE UNIVERSE'S ILLUSTRATED POLICY BOOK OF FLAT OUT SMACKING SMIRK UPSIDE HIS EMPTY HEAD, BIG TIME

November 9, 2000: FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY! VICE PRESIDENT ALBERT GORE JUNIOR’S EVIL DOUBLE FROM AN ALTERNATE, YET COMPASSIONATELY CONSERVATIVE UNIVERSE'S ILLUSTRATED POLICY BOOK OF KNOWING EXACTLY WHERE THE RATS ARE LOCATED IN THE BARN, BIG TIME

November 30, 2000: FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF BEING THE DUMB OLD PRESIDENT IS LIKE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL GYP

December 5, 2000: KENNETH STARR’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF... FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT!!!





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