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The following covers my birth, my earlier years, and my mature years. I pull no punches, I tell my good parts and my not so good parts. I give my heritage, which I am very proud of, and my legacy, some of which I am not proud of. My proudest moments are those of teaching and I tell how I feel about this subject. I beg a little, Instructor for sale! Please buy me! Last, but not least, I puff out my hood and brag.
I have my original paint job with some greying on top, also has original parts. Parts are no worst for wear. Sheetmetal has no rust. However, electronic ignition does. Must see to appreciate. This model is a hybrid. The motor is German, the body is Hungarian, with miscellaneous small parts from Ireland and Poland. This model is one of a kind, a classic, if you will. Highly educated. Spent earlier years in Pennsylvania. In those years I was rode hard and put away wet! Went to high school, Junior High school, and elementary school in Pennsylvania. Model was not highly motivated during the early years of education. However, this model did real well during the college years. I received an AAB at Kent State University and a BS degree at Lake Erie College. Last, but not least, I received an MBA at Tampa College.
Has full head of hair. However, grill work is detachable (sometimes referred to as dentures). Looks good. Model has never really been delightful to look at, although, just, ask its female creator and she will tell you just how handsome this model really is. Model comes with it's own spare tire, which changes in size from time to time. Presently the spare tire is rather small, However, the spare has never been used.
Some of my defects are found within. My tires are size 14. I have problems with my cooling system and sometimes run rather hot. A few places on my exterior are beginning to peel. Also, my spark plugs don't seem to spark all the time and sometimes spark when I don't want them too. Other then the afore-mentioned, this model is in good shape.
This model has add on accessories and is very adept on using its
accessories. The model comes with a computer road-map, WordPerfect, Microsoft Word, Lotus 1-23, dBASE III PLUS, Basic, Cobal, Fortran, and HTML programing, and various others. Knows Windows 95 and Windows 3.1, DOS, and CPM. Also, this model has the capability to teach other models how to use computers. It is well attuned to computers and able to show other models how to use computers in their work.
I like to think of myself as a roadster, however, I really am a four door sedan. I am a real pavement pounder, a workaholic if you will. I can go from zero to sixty in that many years. I come with a 10 year money back guarantee. If I don't outperform any model, return me within those 10 years and get your money back. I also come with a limited lifetime performance replacement warranty. Should I ever fail to perform to your satisfaction, for your life or 10 years, whichever comes first, I will be replaced with a newer model absolutely free.
I have a room, that's so cozy and neat,
where all of my friends can come and meet!
It's wallpapered with sunshine and smiles,
Laughter and chatter, that always beguiles!!
Thoughts and ideas, that go round and round,
Without ever touching, on solid ground!
Please enter my room and browse around.
Pauline Banning W3-909-Nove-97-D7
Fascinating Facts About Your Automobile
1906 Model F Buick
- As of 1972, there were fewer than 2,000 automobiles in the entire country of Albania.
- For every 50 miles driven in an Automobile, a person has a one-in-a-million chance of being killed in a motoring accident.
- Most American automobile horns beep in the key of F.
- In 1924 a Ford Automobile cost $265.
- The high roofs of London taxicabs were originally designed to keep gentlemen from knocking off their top hats as they entered and left the vehicles.
- The price of the average American automobile doubled during the ten-year period between 1968 and 1978.
- In 1950 the United States had 70 percent of all the automobiles, buses, and trucks in the entire world.
- In 1905 the Bosco Company of Akron, Ohio, marketed a "collapsible Rubber Automobile Driver." The figure, deflated and kept under the seat when not in use, was a kind of dummy intended to scare theives away when the car was parked.
- The first automobile race ever seen in the United States was held in Chicago in 1895. The track ran from Chicago to Evanston. The winner was J. Frank Duryea, whose average speed was seven and a half miles per hour.
- In 1906 a car known as the Autocar was manufactured in the United States with a new invention--headlights(they burned kerosene). The Autocar, however, lacked another important accessory--the steering wheel. The driver directed the vehicle by means of a sticklike shaft situated to the right of the driver's seat.
- The Buick, the first automobile manufacture by the General Motors Corporation, was actually built by a man named David Buick. Buick, a plumber, by trade, also invented a process whereby porcelain could be annealed onto iron, hence making possible the production of the while porcelain bathtub.
**David Louis, "2201 Fascinating Facts" (New York: Greenwich House, 1983), pp. 208-210.
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The world according to Al
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The following covers my birth, my earlier years, and my mature years. I pull no punches, I tell my good parts and my not so good parts. I give my heritage, which I am very proud of, and my legacy, some of which I am not proud of. My proudest moments are those of teaching and I tell how I feel about this subject. I beg a little, Instructor for sale! Please buy me! Last, but not least, I puff out my hood and brag.
I have my original paint job with some greying on top, also has original parts. Parts are no worst for wear. Sheetmetal has no rust. However, electronic ignition does. Must see to appreciate. This model is a hybrid. The motor is German, the body is Hungarian, with miscellaneous small parts from Ireland and Poland. This model is one of a kind, a classic, if you will. Highly educated. Spent earlier years in Pennsylvania. In those years I was rode hard and put away wet! Went to high school, Junior High school, and elementary school in Pennsylvania. Model was not highly motivated during the early years of education. However, this model did real well during the college years. I received an AAB at Kent State University and a BS degree at Lake Erie College. Last, but not least, I received an MBA at Tampa College.
Has full head of hair. However, grill work is detachable (sometimes referred to as dentures). Looks good. Model has never really been delightful to look at, although, just, ask its female creator and she will tell you just how handsome this model really is. Model comes with it's own spare tire, which changes in size from time to time. Presently the spare tire is rather small, However, the spare has never been used.
Some of my defects are found within. My tires are size 14. I have problems with my cooling system and sometimes run rather hot. A few places on my exterior are beginning to peel. Also, my spark plugs don't seem to spark all the time and sometimes spark when I don't want them too. Other then the afore-mentioned, this model is in good shape.
This model has add on accessories and is very adept on using its
accessories. The model comes with a computer road-map, WordPerfect, Microsoft Word, Lotus 1-23, dBASE III PLUS, Basic, Cobal, Fortran, and HTML programing, and various others. Knows Windows 95 and Windows 3.1, DOS, and CPM. Also, this model has the capability to teach other models how to use computers. It is well attuned to computers and able to show other models how to use computers in their work.
I like to think of myself as a roadster, however, I really am a four door sedan. I am a real pavement pounder, a workaholic if you will. I can go from zero to sixty in that many years. I come with a 10 year money back guarantee. If I don't outperform any model, return me within those 10 years and get your money back. I also come with a limited lifetime performance replacement warranty. Should I ever fail to perform to your satisfaction, for your life or 10 years, whichever comes first, I will be replaced with a newer model absolutely free.
I have a room, that's so cozy and neat,
where all of my friends can come and meet!
It's wallpapered with sunshine and smiles,
Laughter and chatter, that always beguiles!!
Thoughts and ideas, that go round and round,
Without ever touching, on solid ground!
Please enter my room and browse around.
Pauline Banning W3-909-Nove-97-D7
Fascinating Facts About Your Automobile
1906 Model F Buick
PANDORA'S BOX
Al's Lighter Side
To start your own home page click on me
© 1997
Please email me and let me know
what you want to see on this homepage!
clef56@prodigy.net
Pauline's Poetry Corner
A Poem to Princess Diana
Links to other Home sites on the Web
Links to Unique Home sites on the Web
Please Click on The Talking Man
ICQ
MICROSOFT NETMEETING
MIRC
AOL INSTANT MESSENGER
POWWOW
GLOBALCHAT
From Florida With Love!
Please Come back Often
Get your own Free Home Page