- 14) Have you ever been arrested for performing alien promiscuity?
- I was the reason they created laws about alien promiscuity.
- 15) Can you touch the end of your nose with your tentacle?
- But of course, can't everyone?
- 16) Have you ever broken the speed of light limit?
- Yes, but it wasn't worth the hefty fine.
- 17) Is that your nose, or are you sitting on a sausage?
- um...what?
- 18a) What color are your eyes?
- Orange
- [Feb 2002] It has come to the attention of the OSSLR that the Sizzling Saucer Lady may mislead interviewers. Subsequent information has found that SSL's true eye color may be purple or light purple. See fragments from the Study of the Female Alien Visitor.
- 18b) What color is your underwear?
- Lavendar
- 18c) Could I see your eyes?
Shows the interviewer three of her eyes.
[Feb 2002] While the interviewer made no mention of the color he saw in SSL's eyes, he did not give any indication that they were anything but the orange color she claimed at the time. Either SSL can change her eye color or was wearing colored contacts at the time.
18d) Could I wear your underwear?
Hmmm...sure okay. Here.
Watches interviewer wear the underwear as hat.
19) What brand of dental floss do you prefer?
Glide Floss
20) Why does your Saucer Sizzle?
It has something to do with reentry into the atmosphere.
For a complete explaination, click here.
21) Are you really a Lady?
I'm as much of a lady as any other lady.
22) Why does Venus rhyme with Penis?
Because English is an irregular language.
23) Have you sent-in your absentee ballot to Florida yet?
Oops I knew I forgot something.
24) What is your favorite fruit?
Big Bananas
25) Why do you aliens disect cattle?
For fun, why else?
26) Aren't these the most boring questions that you can imagine?
Lifts an eyebrow at the interviewer.
Could be.
After several minutes of a stare off, the Interviewer throws popcorn at the alien and runs like mad.
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