Who's up for roast pumpkin?
I feel a bit sorry for the actors who play maniacal uber-villains in horror movies, because if it wasn't for those horror franchise movies they wouldn't get any work - or, maybe they would get a lot more work and the horror movies are holding them back. Case in point, acclaimed actor Anthony Perkins from Psycho who was thought of at the time to have played a psycho a little too well, so much so that nobody was willing to hire him for any other movies, thus leaving him to suffer in many unnecessary sequels to the classic movie.
Where would Robert Englund be if it wasn't for Freddy? Probably trying to resurrect his character from 'V'... oh wait, he's actually doing that as well. And, acclaimed stage actor Doug Bradley would be nothing if it wasn't for Pinhead from the Hellraiser movie franchise. Oh, I did see him in another horror movie called 'Killer Tongue' - whatever your mind just concocted as a plot for that movie... you're probably correct. A woman with a possessed tongue that kills people. 'Killer Tongue' is not to be confused with 'Killer Condom' - whatever your mind concocted as a plot for that movie is probably also correct. Yep.
I don't know why I bothered to wish you a Happy Halloween, we don't really do it here... except for the kids who come around without costumes trying to hit you up for lollies that you don't have, because we just don't do Halloween here.
I remember the first time some kids came to our door saying "trick or treat". Tightrope Walker-man got very excited, started clapping and jumping up and down and said "Ooooo, treat please!". I don't think he understood the concept very well.
Well, I'm alerting you all to the fact that it's Halloween before you get bastard kids throwing toilet paper on your garden because you didn't have anything to give them tonight. Since Halloween falls on a Friday this year, let's start are own version! When those kids come trick or treating, give them a handful of sweet and sour pork and can of Woodstock. They'll love it! And they'll be very appreciative of the extra 33% in the Woodstock can - quantity, not quality. Save the Wild Turkey for yourselves, you've earned it!
You can email the Gold Logie winning Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au
Go ahead, ask him a question... or offer him sexual favors, he'd like that...
