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| Post | Author/ Title | Summary |
|---|---|---|
| ja0107-01.txt | Sailor Chibisnapdragon - Re: [OW! Dark Corners) was [Re: [OW!] A Late-Blooming Flower] | Snappy "pixieafied" Cape Mike, making him dance a waltz. <shudder> Leloni Bunny pondered this Chibi non-snapdragon, and Cape Mike changed, looking for his arsenal while Chibisnapdragon tried to get her foot out of the bucket. |
| ja0107-02.txt | Cape Mike - [OW!] (NC and maybe NS) 1st Annual OtakuWorld awards! | Cape Mike begins the awards ceremony by acknowledging Belial and Jet Wolf as the first Great Ones. The award he presents after that is 'Most Mangled Name' to Nyagchilios, followed by a commercial break. |
| ja0107-03.txt | Chibi Youma - Re: [OW!E] World Crisis - Global Consequences | The NFR is not a threat, Chibi-Youma got a bashing, and the Chibis count the seishi they're missing. |
| ja0107-04.txt | Medellia Blue - Re: [OW!] (NC and maybe NS) 1st Annual OtakuWorld awards! | Medellia took the stage with her guitar (after threatening the NO producers), and sang her OW! verion of Today, by Smashing Pumpkins. |
| ja0107-05.txt | Regulus - [OW!99] One Last Dance | Regulus was having a real bad time. He decided that he wasn't going to take it anymore, packed his things, and said his goodbyes. He ran into a deserted WalMart, gathered his energy, and saw his life flash before his eyes... right before he released his energy on himself and slept... forever. |
| ja0107-06.txt | Katie - [OW!Whatever the heck it is now] Party's Over | Katie woke up with a hangover after three straight weeks of partying, and decided to check on the happenings of OtakuWorld. |
| ja0107-07.txt | Korb - Re: [OW!E] World Crisis - Symposium Consequences, Schmonsequences | Korb used his respawn device. He ran at a mech, and pulled the pin on a grenade, blowing himself up along with the pilot. No tears, however, because he rematerialized on the strange disc he tossed on the ground. |
| ja0107-08.txt | Kane Magus - Re: [OW!E] World Crisis - Global Consequences | Kane awoke to find tanks going by the NFR, not noticing it. He walked downstairs and got the plan from C-Y and Speedie, and was asked to help find Dreadite and NC Janitor. He scratched his head for a moment, pondering their location, and booted his computer to find that OW!98 had taken its toll. |
| ja0107-09.txt | Brutus - Re: [OW!E] World Crisis - Symposium Consequences, Schmonsequences | At the Symposium, Brutus saw a green-haired Carp in drag and an SIB/Haruka, and wanted to take their picture together. The OSDF mechs attacked, only to be counterattacked by the Minakochanians. |
| ja0107-10.txt | Tuxedo Rainbow - [OW!:99] New year, old problems... | Rainbow and Terra were in the Casino for New Year's. A servant of Wiseclown tried to kidnap Hee-Hee-Usa, only to be thrown to the ground by her scream. Wiseclown looked into her mind and saw her guilt. He then proceeded to play on her guilt and corrupt her, taking her back to the 30th century. Rainbow and Melissa were told to go to Small Laughter Lady's time and save her, but the Genie had other plans... |
| * * * ja0107-11.txt * * * | Chibisnapdragon - [OW!] A Moment departed from the Continuity (for those departing from OW!) | A very well written piece out of continuity that depicted the sad state of the OW! A must read. I won't say anything more. |
| ja0107-12.txt | Shamus - Re: [OW!] (NC and maybe NS) 1st Annual OtakuWorld awards! | More awards fun, as Jason and JSR got the award for the best group of Jawas marching into the sea or something like that. Then the OSDF mechs, Novas, burst in on the awards. |
| ja0107-13.txt | Tom - [OW!] A happy cleanup | Tom apparently missed a set of keys in his Christmas stocking, but found them while taking down the decorations. Does anybody else take down the stockings last? Regardless, he got a new set of wheels. |
| ja0107-14.txt | Bug - Re: [OW!] (NC and maybe NS) 1st Annual OtakuWorld awards! | Bug and the rest of the people in the OBGCod<pp> made their escape from the OSDF mech overrun awards ceremony. They launched Ami-Dalek and took off before she activated. |
| ja0107-15.txt | Kamiki - Re: [OW!:RR](1) If she doesn't respond soon... | Something about the manga Kunzite joining the Otaku Wars! from limbo via a 'Get out of Dead Free' card. He also had the Masamune with him. |
| ja0107-16.txt | Shamus - Re: [OW!E] World Crisis - Symposium Consequences, Schmonsequences | Shamus tried to save the Symposium people by showing an ID card and taking them as "prisoners." He told the mechs to go away. |
| * * * ja0107-17.txt * * * | The One Called Tucker - [OW!] [OAV] An Otaku Christmas Carol - Pt. 3 | An OAV, what did you think? Another must read. You can get the other two parts on DejaNews. |
| ja0107-18.txt | The One Called Tucker - [OW!][OAV]An Otaku Christmas Carol - Pt3 | The mess up of the above post. You can just ignore this one... |
| ja0107-19.txt | James - Re: [OW!] (NC and maybe NS) 1st Annual OtakuWorld awards! | CM made a plug for his campaign for presidency, and James introduced the 'Most Overly Kawaii Character in a Recurring Role for a Dramatic Plot Line' award. Sailor Universe wasn't happy about being called kawaii. Much violence, much RC Cola, and much DiC awful dubbing. |
| ja0107-20.txt | Leloni Bunny - (OW) Still waiting for Cape Mike......... | Leloni decided that Snappy was good enough to keep around, even with the protection she'd need. The bucket came off, and Snappy agreed to follow Leloni. But first, Leloni wanted to get a weapon from CM. |
| ja0107-21.txt | el Pegaso - Re: [OW!] (NC or even NS) 1st Annual OtakuWorld Awards | Most Destructive Otaku Award. Presented by eP and Katie. Katie was also wearing a tuxedo. CM bit his fingernails in anxiety over the award, and SIB was a ditz. But there was no name on the award paper!!! |
| ja0107-22.txt | Cape Mike - Re: [OW!] (NC or even NS) 1st Annual OtakuWorld Awards | CM and SIB were about to open the award, when Digger, CM's late dog, stole the award and ran across the stage with it. |
| ja0107-23.txt | Nightman - [OW!] Only 4,856 to Go! | Nightman woke up after a long winter's nap, and checked the newsgroup, finding a whole lot of posts, and a fax from SuperSteve. He was running for presidency. |
| ja0107-24.txt | Speedie - Re: [OW!] (NC or even NS) 1st Annual OtakuWorld Awards | C-S and C-Y are called to present the award for most Kawaii couple in the Wars! Chris Waffle and Pook! won the award, which was promptly Bit! |
| ja0107-25.txt | Tuxedo Rainbow - [OW!99] Welcome to the Future (hope you don't like it...) | TR and ST fought and defeated the Genie, and were introduced to the King of Otaku World by Artemis. |
| ja0107-26.txt | Tuxedo Dionysus - [OW!?] He's Back. | TD convinced the Goddess to let him go back by proving that even Authors are prone to mistakes. |
| ja0107-27.txt | Artemesian Warrior - [OW!]Campaigning and what not. | The AW had to think of a campaign for the election, and Rooks gave him an idea. The Non-Continuity-Monkey Party. Free tropical trips for all votes for their party. Of course, he was planning on setting up this 'tropical paradise' in the Crater Formerly Known as the DCBFH#®. The OSDF attacked the Casino, and the AW and Rooks dressed up in the SPICEgear and lobbed melons at the OSDF "clowns." Honeydew. Mmmm. |
| ja0107-28.txt | Dreadite - [OW!] Ordering chinese take-out. | Dreadite watched as Chibi-Thunder was swallowed by the ground, and walked into the Symposium of Evil. Inside, he tried to order fries, but instead got an eyeful of Kunzite. But it wasn't really Kunzite, and he woke up to see Chibi-Thunder swallowed by the ground. |
| ja0814-01.txt | Dark Joel - [OW!98] Bishounen Is As Bishounen Does | All dressed up and nowhere to wreak evil, Joel insulted a senshi and made Merle cry. Next on his list: "Launch evil scheme to resurrect/summon Master Villain" with the help of an SZ-87 Gamma series World Computer Interface. Dark clouds are looming. |
| ja0814-02.txt | Harold Uchibori - [OW!?][NS] Oh! My Dionysus Was: He's Back. | I didn't understand what went on in this post. |
| ja0814-03.txt | Tom - [OW!] Another hat in the ring | Tom and Nyagchilios launched their first campaign ad, with the help of Matt and Trey, the South Park men. |
| ja0814-04.txt | Sailor Chibisnapdragon - [[OW!] Searching For An Elusive Leader] | Snappy and Leloni were bored from waiting for Cape Mike to come out of his trance. Snappy decided to take things into her own hands and bopped CM on the head with her Mako doll. |
| ja0814-05.txt | el Pegaso - [OW!98] Campaigning Mice | Eros tried to read the current poll status, but remembered he couldn't read, so Anteros read it for him. The two mice people then did some plotting to get to be number one, with their roller coaster at the top of the list. Eros smelled fish and followed his nose to Carp and went up Carp's dress. |
| ja0814-06.txt | Chibi Thunder - Re: [OW!] Ordering chinese take-out. | Chibi Thunder proved yet again that you can't kill a named otaku, by appearing in the cab next to Dreadite. Dreadite got annoyed with the Chibi's bouncing around the back seat and kicked his ass. |
| ja0814-07.txt | Johnathan - [OW!99] The Journey Goes On...and on...and on... | A shrunken Johnathan and Kenny headed to the ABC to infiltrate the Amichanians. |
| ja0814-08.txt | Leloni Bunny - Re: [[OW!] Searching For An Elusive Leader] | Leloni tried to persuade SIB to teach her some magic, since CM was going to be authorless for a little while. |
| ja0814-09.txt | Sailor ice Blade - Re: [[OW!] Searching For An Elusive Leader] | Oops! This post was supposed to be before the previous one! SIB admonished Snappy for bopping CM, and explained that he was authorless, doing an interesting little trick with the Mako doll. |
| ja0814-10.txt | Tuxedo Dionysus - Re: [[OW!] Searching For An Elusive Leader] | NC-Janitor appeared, kicked Leloni in the tail, and offered to teach her magic. He decided that a hasty retreat was in order, and CM just grunted. |
| ja0814-11.txt | Leloni Bunny - Re: [[OW!] Searching For An Elusive Leader] | Leloni didn't take too kindly to having her tail kicked, so she poked the NC-Janitor in the eyes and threw him against the wall. Taking Chibisnapdragon, she left. |
| ja0814-12.txt | Tuxedo Dionysus - Re: [[OW!] Searching For An Elusive Leader] | NC-Janitor dumped wet confetti on Leloni, SIB, CM, and Snappy, and again, they started advancing on him. |
| ja0814-13.txt | Farix - [OW!] Let it snow, let it snow, let it SNOW! | Farix got pegged with a snowball after being a bit peeved about being ignored. So he called Old Man Winter and ordered the biggest blizzard in history. Whoomp. There it is. Otaku World, under five feet of snow. |
| ja0814-14.txt | Chibi-Youma - [OW!] There's no business like snow business | Something about a snowglobe, and this time, it wasn't Chibi Thunder doing the bouncing. Meenie's scream restored Johnathan's Phoenix to its original size. Johnathan drove on like nothing had happened, between the Io-A's legs and over the snow to the ABC. The Tuxedo Mech was formed out of sheets of sugar, and the Io-A was blasted with a snowball. |
| ja0814-15.txt | Sailor Riven - Re: [OW!] Let it snow, let it snow, let it SNOW! | Sailors Riven and D'ni went through, joining in the snowball fight before D'ni wanted to go look at fish and Hotaru posters at Walmart. Riven then burst into a fit of anti-Saturn ranting. |
| ja0814-16.txt | Nightman - Re: [OW!] Let it snow, let it snow, let it SNOW! | Nightman winterized himself, complete with a good CD (Snow on the Sahara). Unfortunately, he's got some digging to do before the Freya's going anywhere. |
| ja0814-17.txt | Tuxedo Rainbow - [OW!99] The King's story | More parody on the R series. The King told his story and the Clown people rushed out. |
| ja0814-18.txt | Abacus - [OW!] The Word 'kiosk' Does Not Appear in this Post | The SZ-87 robot person corrected Joel's mistake. He went off to compose a parable. Joel lifted the hair on Merle's nekc, and saw a plate inscribed 'MADE IN TAIWAN.' Elsewhere, Akaena fumed over the loss of interest in the conference, but soon got distracted. The android, however, was about to break the Staff of Magius, but SIB stepped in just before he could. |
| ja0814-19.txt | Chibi-Youma - Re: [OW!] There's no business like snow business | Not a very big post. |
| ja0814-20.txt | Brutus - [OW!] Sun, surf and snow!? | Brutus went off to stare at chicks at the Oasis at the CFKATDCBFH3®, leaving his faction leaderless. Unfortunately, the oasis was frozen, due to the sudden appearance of snow. |
| ja0814-21.txt | Tom - Re: [OW!] There's no business like snow business | Tom made some adjustments on the KAV, and roared into the battle, only to spin right back out of it, not to stop. |
| ja0814-22.txt | Regulus - [OW!99] Possesion | Reg's brother, a spectre, took over his body after calling him a failure. |
| ja0814-23.txt | Sailor Chaos X - [OW!] Ultimatum . . . from the last guy you'd ever consider | Chaos X had a bad dream where the Dragonball, Pokeman, and Sailormoon entities inside him fought for supremacy. If he lost, Sailor Chaos X would leave the OW! Instead, though, he decided to challenge all of OtakuWorld to a series of duels. |
| ja1521-01.txt | Hiryu - OW!] I'm here to kick butt and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum | Hiryu got on television and challenged the whole world to a fight. |
| ja1521-02.txt | Sailor D'ni - Re: OW!] I'm here to kick butt and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum | Sailors D'ni and Riven were glad to oblige Hiryu, but were bashed with a plushie. So they got allies... |
| ja1521-03.txt | NC-Janitor - Re: [OW!] Ultimatum . . . from the last guy you'd ever consider | NC-Janitor accepted SCX's ultimatum and dropped an anvil on him. Well, an anvil balloon. Then he set up a BBQ. |
| ja1521-04.txt | Nightman - Re: OW!] I'm here to kick butt and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum | Hiryu got pelted with snow, and Nightman complained about lack of ally help. |
| ja1521-05.txt | el Pegaso - [OW!] Otakemon, I choose YOU! | eP needed to go. Bad. The CPCR's toilet was broken, so he ran outside and found a conveniently placed outhouse. He ran over to the cubicle and was transported to the Arty-P, and he urinated all over Skuld. Much Ice Cream Hater commentary, and a mission, was given to eP. He left a note to Uchu and went Otakemon hunting. He met Bug, his first Otakemon, and his narrator. |
| ja1521-06.txt | Bug - Re: [OW!] Ultimatum . . . from the last guy you'd ever consider | Bug appeard at NC-Janitor's barbeque, and they talked about his reputation as being crazy. He sat down to eat, and pulled Lucky-Ami and Chibiusa out of his cloak. |
| ja1521-07.txt | James - [OW!] Ring my bell | It felt like Christmas was still to come. A plot device formed in the shape of a cloud. The cloud dropped a spork, with James, the Usagichanian strapped to it. He announced his running for president. |
| ja1521-08.txt | Sailor Ice Blade - Re: OW!] I'm here to kick butt and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum | SIB got slightly NS/C in this post. Something about the snowball fight. |
| ja1521-09.txt | Tuxedo Dionysus - [OW!?] A Return to the Station. And a New Body! | TD returned as a ghost, through a mirror, after Skuld answered the phone. He wanted a new body, for a little while, and he settled on Boomer. |
| ja1521-10.txt | Sailor Ice Blade - [OW!] Something completely unrelated to Chemistry | SIB quizzed Leloni on her powers and gave her an odd headdress. She looked stupid. Leloni complained about the type of magic SIB used. Then she set Snappy's socks on fire. |
| ja1521-11.txt | ChibiSnapdragon - Re: [OW!] Something completely unrelated to Chemistry | Snappy was chased around the room by an empowered Leloni. She suggested going and visiting somebody for revenge, and SIB gave Leloni a plunger. Snappy transported herself and Leloni into a bathtub. |
| ja1521-12.txt | Leloni Bunny - Re: [OW!] Something completely unrelated to Chemistry | Leloni thanked SIB and took Snappy to a teleportation device, and they ended up in the middle of a white snowfield, as Leloni planned... |
| ja1521-13.txt | Tenchi - [OW!] Foreshadowing | Tenchi talked to the AW about "stuff" and teleported to a locker. He put on a lab coat. He copied Professor Tomoe. |
| ja1521-14.txt | Sailor D'ni - Re: [OW!][NS] A lil proposal | SR and D'ni joined in the snowball fight, and fought each other. Leloni set D'ni's boots on fire, and SR encased D'ni in ice. |
| ja1521-15.txt | Arty - Re: [OW!] Foreshadowing | AW thanked Tenchi for writing him. Dark Glen yelled at AW for stealing his line, and Rooks and AW decided to go after TD. They emptied the trash on DG, but didn't have any... |
| ja1521-16.txt | NC-Janitor - Re: [OW!] Ultimatum . . . from the last guy you'd ever consider | NC-Janitor didn't have enough food for more than three people, so he claimed it all. Bug claimed the soda, and SCX claimed the candy. |
| ja1521-17.txt | Bug - Re: [OW!] Ultimatum . . . from the last guy you'd ever consider | Bug cooked crawfish, cajun style. Then he pulled Coca Cola Classic and loads of candy from his cloak. |
| ja1521-18.txt | Hiryu - [OW!]Final bout!: aka SIB and CM vs. Hiryu or Hiryu's death wish | Hiryu was beaten up, but not beaten. He enlisted the help of Ryu to become a sort of video game hero. |
| ja1521-19.txt | Dreadite - Re: [OW!]Final bout!: aka SIB and CM vs. Hiryu or Hiryu's death wish | Dreadite wanted to accept Hiryu's challenge. |
| ja1521-20.txt | Chibi-Youma - Re: [OW!]Final bout!: aka SIB and CM vs. Hiryu or Hiryu's death wish | C-Y and Speedie harped on Dreadite's typo. |
| ja1521-21.txt | Dreadite - Re: [OW!]Final bout!: aka SIB and CM vs. Hiryu or Hiryu's death wish | Dreadite apologized and SD-Abacus appeared. |
| ja1521-22.txt | Speedie - Re: [OW!]Final bout!: aka SIB and CM vs. Hiryu or Hiryu's death wish | Speedie also wanted to accept the challenge from Hiryu. |
| ja1521-23.txt | Sailor D'ni - [OW!] Sailor Riven's plan to take over the Universe | D'ni melted the ice and SR needed help out of the snow. Riven decided to blow things up and claim dominance over OtakuWorld. Atrus and Katran were confused at Riven's being a Senshi. |
| ja1521-24.txt | Arty - Re: [OW!]Final bout!: aka SIB and CM vs. Hiryu or Hiryu's death wish | The AW told Rooks that he had to kick Hiryu's ass, and Rooks just sweatdropped. AW pulled up to the former Hiryu no Hana and accepted the challenge. |
| ja1521-25.txt | Bob Norom - [OW!] At least I ain't shoveling this snow.... | Norom screamed to get out of the snowball fight. Tom got his car under control. Norom insulted the KAV and told BtV to run through the Tuxedo Mech's legs. Tom was trapped on a patch of ice. |
| ja1521-16.txt | Tuxedo rainbow - [OW! 99] Attack of the Woman Dragon... | You've seen R? The subject says it all. |
| ja1521-27.txt | Jason Eric Tucker - [OW!] A Big Fight Brewing and a Commercial for Viewing! | Ryu contemplated the situation(s) happening within the Amichanians. They decided to go ask Hydrus for advice. The Mamochans started heading for Hiryu. Hydrus ignored the pleading Amichanians. Ryu decided to run for president, focusing his campaign on NO. |
| ja1521-28.txt | Cape Mike - Re: [OW!]Final bout!: aka SIB and CM vs. Hiryu or Hiryu's death wish | Cape Mike brought his armor out of mothballs to face Hiryu. |
| ja1521-29.txt | Nightman - [OW!98] The Big Chill | Nightman made all the snow melt around him with a nifty (dangerous) spell. Then he teleported to the snowball fight. |
| ja1521-30.txt | Rubious - Re: [OW!98] The Big Chill | Rubious yelled at Nightman about his campaign status. He was going to set up voting booths. |
| ja1521-31.txt | Tuxedo Rainbow - [OW!99] It's my birthday, and I'll celebrate it MY way! | Rainbow and Terra were about to celebrate a birthday, but Wiseclown was back. |
| ja1521-32.txt | Nightman - Re: [OW!98] The Big Chill | Nightman distracted Rubious so he could peg him with some snow. Rubious screamed and got into the action. |
| ja1521-33.txt | James - Re: [OW!] Death Wishes II | James, still strapped to his spork, appeared to SIB and demanded control of the Usagichanians. He told her about the modifications he made to CM's hardsuit. Then he captured SIB. |
| ja1521-34.txt | Medellia Blue - Re: [OW!] A Big Fight Brewing and a Commercial for Viewing! | Medellia came up with a plan to brainwash other factions into Amichanian worship. |
| ja1521-35.txt | Hydrus - Re: [OW!] A Big Fight Brewing and a Commercial for Viewing! | Hydrus suggested that they all wear underwear when facing Hiryu. |
| ja1521-36.txt | Carp - [OW!98] A partisan, landmark post | Carp was greeted by Eros and Anteros. Anteros asked Carp for money, and Carp gave him requirements. Clowns? Regardless, he continued the scene with SIB. |
| * * * ja1521-37.txt * * * | Carp - [OW!98][NC] An important message from your economic superiors | Carp gives a lecture on the use of OW!99 and people not using OW!98. Very funny. |
| ja1521-38.txt | Chibi-Youma - Re: [OW!] A Big Fight Brewing and a Commercial for Viewing! | C-Y's screen was down, but he was just playing a Quakem 3Doom game. |
| ja1521-39.txt | Sailor Ice Blade - Re: [OW!] Death Wishes II | SIB (both of them) avoided James' force fields and banished him from the ship, then called a bomb squad. |
| ja1521-40.txt | NC-Janitor - Re: [OW!] Ultimatum . . . from the last guy you'd ever consider | NC-Janitor complained about the food (though he ate his share) and pulled out a deck of cards for Go Fish. |
| ja1521-41.txt | Bug - Re: [OW!] Ultimatum . . . from the last guy you'd ever consider | The food was... well seasoned. NC-Janitor began having daymares about cards, and Bug released him from his spell. |
| ja1521-42.txt | NC-Janitor - [OW!] Ultimate BBQ & Cards. Was: Re: [OW!] Ultimatum ... | Turnabout is fair play. Read it to find out. Also, NC-Janitor came up with a scheme to sell chocolate. |
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