From days of not so long ago, from a now charted region in the Denubian Galaxy comes a legend... The legend of Voltron: Defender of the Universe. A mighty robot, loved by good, and feared by Saban. As Voltron's legend grew, peace settled across the galaxy. On Minbar, an InterStellar Alliance was formed, together with the allied planets of the Universe, they maintained an uneasy peace throughout the galaxy.... Until [Shot of Megazord flying by] a new, horrible [Shot of Masked rider driving by] menace [Shot of Beetleborgs running by] threatened our sanity. Voltron was needed once again. This is the story or an elite Super force of asskicking space explorers, specially trained, and sent by The InterStellar Alliance to bring back... Voltron: Defender of the Universe


Prince Lotor, Episode-14 "Prince Lotor, The Christmas Poo"

Voltron Park Characters
Pidge and Lance are in the works by the Babylon Park people

"Babylon Park - The Parody that inspired Voltron Park"

 

Voltron Park "The Great War" Rated TV14 [L,V]
Episode Number Episode Name
101 The Big Escape - The G.A.S. Rustalot, commanded by Keith, is shot down by King Zarkon's forces. Sentenced to fight the Doom Devastators in the Arena of Doom, the Space explorers escape their prison thanks to some pork and beans and steal a slave ship only to be shot down again.
102 Castle of Lions - The scamps finally arrive at the Castle of Lions. Lance admires a royal piece of ass, and a new threat emerges that could destroy the universe...
103 First Blood - The galaxy is under attack! A new threat emerges, hell bent on the domination of the Universe and the destruction of the ISA. The scamps recieve 4 keys from a very happening ghost, and go out to kick some Saban ass, but things don't go well for the scamps.
104 Darkness Ascending - Saban continues his lightning war against the InterStellar Alliance, and planet Arus. Harmony Gold falls to Saban's forces. The Drule Empire joins the ISA, and Voltron liberates planet Arus from Saban's invasion force... not to mention Masked Rider dies!
105 A Race Through Dark Places - The Earth Alliance falls to Saban! NetterPark Digital Studio's latest creation is tested against the Saban convoy carrying the Hillhurst Mansion monsters, and Lance is the pilot! Planet Doom is liberated thanks to Haggar's new "Neutron Bomb" and the First Ones return from beyond the rim.
106 Showdown - **Season finalle** The InterStellar Alliance is finally on the offensive! Voltron, and NetterPark's Raptor Class Corvette turn the Astro-Megazord into scrap metal. Lotor's Fleet of Doom engage the Zentradi Armada in a head on battle, and the Superfriends pay the price for bringing Saban bad news.
201 Turning Point - **Season Opener** The Voltron Force is granted a Vacation, so they take it up in the mountains. Once there, they meet a brainwashed Vorlon. Elsewhere The Machine Empire comes to destroy Planet Arus but god forbid they run into the Denubian Commonwealth Navy and everyone's favorite Gunship. Koshie guest stars.Transcribe Svenny's German profanity here

 

Voltron Park Rated TVMA [L,V, AC]
Episode Number Episode Name
101 Hunk Gets An Anal Probe - The Vorlons probe where no man has been before. Allura and Keith explore the wonders of romance! Hunk sings Minmei!
102 Volcano - Captain Sheridan and Commander Ivanova teach the Voltron Force the fine art of killing things! A smelly beast thats NOT Meatloaf seems to be lurking about...and to make things worse, a volcano erupts! Dante's Peak eat yer heart out!
103 Dodge Ball - When Marcus discovers that Lotor has an odd disability, he does his best to make Lotor noticed. Meanwhile the Voltron Force Dodge Ball team goes to The Vorlon Homeworld to face certain death.
104 Pink Eye - Zombies attack Voltron Park just in time for Halloween! Hunk manages to offend a record number of minorities. Blood, blood and more blood!
105 Mice Days - Everybody say CHIRP! Voltron Park has its annual Space Mouse Days Festival, and Lance has his eyes on some Rebutt and Zooter merchandise. Meanwhile the Space Mice find god and Hunk becomes a prostitue.
106 Megazord - An evil far greater than Zarkon's empire plans world domination! The scamps call on the InterStellar Alliance, Lion Voltron, Vehical Voltron, Stealth Voltron, and even Vortrex to take them down! Hunk rewrites the rules to "Roschambo" and Prince Bandor gets a dose of hickory nut crunch!
107 Big Gay Yurak's Big Gay Boatride - Keith finds Cheesey, a space mouse whos smart, loyal....and gay (not that theres anything wrong with that!). The Voltron Park Lions try to lose gracefully. Plus more of Sheridan and Ivanova's crazy antics!
108 NetterPark Digital Studios - A routine class trip to NetterPark Digital Studios causes the whole class to become brainwashed, Svenny's head explodes, and Hunk gets on Television!
109 Weight Gain 40,000 - Hunk gets the new and improved BEEFCAKE! Queen Orla comes to Voltron Park, Allura praises Walden, and Svenny dies!
110 Doomforest - Bad behavior force The Voltron Force into the "Getting Gay with Kids Choir" as part of an expedition to the Planet Doom "Doomforest" with do-gooder hippie music teacher Queen Merla. But when the group winds up lost in the doomforest, they develop a new-found "respect" for nature. Not to mention Svenny falls in love with Romelle all over again.
111 Lotor - The son of Zarkon joins Koran's class. Theres a classic fight between good and evil...but heaven forbid it interuppt Hunk's birthday party! Svenny as a Three-towed Sepent of Death! *Hiss Hiss*
112 King Alfor's mama - An evil Succubus from hell(Or the Dream Dimension) named "Haggarina" tries to steal King Alfor from the scamps, and they are PISSED! Hunk's eyes go bad, and Koran talks poontang!
113 Ami's Rhinoplasty - A new subsitute makes the scamps smitten, too bad shes a lesbian! Koran gets a nose job in attempt to lure hot chicks, and Allura goes Psycho.
114 Prince Lotor, The Christmas Poo - A piece of yuletide crap shows up, and causes Lance all kinds of trouble. Hunk sings his own unique holiday carol. Voltron Park learns the true meaning of Christmas --PRESENTS
115 Starvin' Jarvin - When the boys pledge money for a worthy cause (a Teiko sports watch!) they end up with an Polluxian! Some pissed turkeys from NetterPark Digital Studios are on the loose, and Svenny copes with green beans!
116 The Drule Three Toed Serpent of Death of Planet Doom - Valen and Friends goes Jerry Springer in hopes of high ratings. Sheridan and Ivanova peruse a dangerous reptile while the scamps learn about the Shadow War's horror.
117 Hunk's mom is a Dirty slut - **Season finalle** Hunk starts his crusade to find his long lost father. Keith, Lance and Pidge strike it rich with a funny home video. King Alfor explains where babies come from...HIS way.
201 Hunk's mom is STILL a Dirty slut - **Season 2 Opener** Hunk's mom... is his dad? Svenny sacrifices his life to become a Freezy Pop. Do you like your Steven Seagal well done or medium rare? Amalgamus actually scores!
202 Underpants Gnomes - Finally a Voltron park episode that deals with the true meaning of life....COFFEE! In this episode, the scamps meet Tweek, a kid after my own heart, and a group of gnomes who have a fetish for Hanes. Plus, actual economical issues...but don't worry, you won't learn anything!
203 Chickenpox - Who would've guessed such a common childhood disease could cause so many problems? The scamps spread herpes and Lance's and Svenny's dads renew old ties.
204 King Alfor's Vanilla Balls - When a film festival settles in Voltron Park, Prince Lotor's life is in peril. Only Alfor's badly named confections can give Lotor the power to be all the crap he can be. Allura and Keith get their kicks from homosexual flicks!
205 Summer Sucks - Yes Children, there IS summer in Voltron Park. Nanny runs away in hopes of seducing Jennifer Lopez. A giant snake firework threathens to destroy the world. Poor Hunk battles horrid first grader pee!
206 Death - Grandpa only wants one little thing....for Pidge to kill him. The parents of Voltron Park lead a crusade to ban Rebutt and Zooter. Svenny has bowel problems.
207 A Robeast Makes Love to a Space Mouse - A Lightwave Engineering race between Lance and Josh Jr. goes wrong when Josh makes a giant CGI Keith that goes on a rampage in Voltron Park. Lance on the other hand, has a plan for Hunk's space mouse and his new robeast.


Voltron Park is a parody.  Voltron Park and all related indicia are copyright 1999 Castle Control Productions Ltd. All rights reserved. Castle Control wishes to also Acknowledge the following for... in a way, bringing about V-Park: World Events Productions, Comedy Central, Netter Digital, Harmony Gold, Saban Entertainment, Toei Animation, InFiNiCoRp Transgalactic, Warner Brothers, Babylonian Productions, Trey Parker & Matt Stone. This site has been recreated by Matt "DudeLove" Ziemba. All rights reserved. If you have a problem with the content of any of the above works of fiction. Please do not read trhem any more or contact Koshie, the one who created this.

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