Official Spokesman: Gary Coleman
In 20 words or less: A washed up actor, true in form, Coleman uses his explosiveness like a heat-seeking missile creating powerful, provocative articles.
Quote: "Boop, Boop"
In 20 words or less: A hideous, mangled-face man whose transformed himself into a robot to hide his darkness and sheer hate of the world.
Quote: "Give the people what they want"
In 20 words or less: The Hyper-intensive president is known for his creative match ideas as well as his night lust out of the UWA.
Quote: "The UWA is turning the e-fed industry upside-down"
Colour-Commentary: Jimmy Valentine
In 20 words or less: An overly-energized, short-fused sardine can of excitement with a tendency to make jokes that hardly make sense.
Quote: "HA AH, go get 'em!"
Expert Analysist: Rudolph Wittacher
In 20 words or less: "Master of the mat" no-it-all professor who has seen the transition from Greco-Roman wrestling into the sport entertainment known today.
Quote: "Son of an onion, Jimmy! This guy is hitting him with all he's got!"
Reporter: Creighton Duke
In 20 words or less: The Duke is a smooth, deep-voice reporter who likes to stir up the trouble by asking difficult questions.
Reporter: Ashleigh Engels
In 20 words or less: Eye candy for the cameras, Ashleigh is a ditzy, young attractive lady who likes to flaunt her assets.
Oddsman: Simmy Upchul
In 20 words or less: The heavy-drinkin' money-losin' man from Vegas is here to let everyone know who the odds on favorite is.
Quote: I make money from your misfortunes!
Ch 1: [11/12/02]
Ch 2: [15/12/02]
Ch 3: [19/12/02]
Ch 4: [23/12/02]
Ch 5: [28/12/02]
Ch 6: [03/01/03]
Ch 7: [09/01/03]
Ch 8: [13/01/03]
Ch 9: [17/01/03]
Ch 10: [21/01/03]
Ch 11: [25/01/03]
Ch 12: [03/02/03]
Ch 13: [08/02/03]
Ch 14: [13/02/03]
Ch 15: [18/02/03]