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[7-3-01] Once again it's time to reach deep into the bowels of the internet, and pull out some choice and tasty linkage! We thought they were gone, but Night Of The Creeps is still alive (so to speak) and kickin'! Need answers? Senior Pastor Brian Tarariki answers even your stupidest queries with the Word of God. On the other end of Christianity, eXtreme Elvis is tearin' things up as only he can. Ladies, if your man won't stay under your thumb, then keep him under lock and key instead! Genital Origami anyone? I'm completely hung up over these arousing plush toys. Grab the kids, it's family game night! Anti-American humor is so much funnier when it's done by Americans, dammit.
[6-21-01] Stop. Listen and collaborate. Vox is back with brand new update. What ho? A rather poetic update from none other than Dr. Cox Robotika today! Read one to a loved one today. Also, Mr. Mangler has produced something I thought was worth reading at least once. And Mr. Ogre has instructed me to point you here for further updates on his chronicles in Olde Mexico. As your website captain, I thought I'd also whip a little dissertation up for you as well. I think you'll find it informative as well as entertaining. Remember, a spoonful of Rocks helps the update go down.
I had some links (good ones this time) but I think I'll save that for next time, kiddies!
[6-18-01] Hoo ha! It's update time! I think this must be the longest I've gone without doing an update, but who knows. What matters is that I'm back, and I haven't forgotten you...well, most of you, anyway. And for once, it's not due to the laziness of said web-site-maker-guy. The foul Geocities page builder thing refused to load on my computer-machine, making updates quite impossible. Updates I really wanted to do, too. But with the advent of summer school, and thus the close proximity of the ultra-fast computers in the computer lab, I am back, and hopefully more frequent than as of late.
So now, without furthur ado, enjoy this special All Vomit God Update-O-Rama! First and worst of all, there's a brand new Bill Cosby play to read. There's also not one, but two new articles by the deity of lung butter himself! God, that's a lot of vomit, Vomit God! (Oh! A clever turn of the phrase...score one, Vox.)
And then, for no reason at all, this.
[5-31-01] You'll get nothing but links, and like it. Think of them as warp zones to higher levels...or lower ones, depending on your taste.
Warp Zone 1 ~ Warp Zone 2 ~ Warp Zone 3 ~ Warp Zone 4 ~ Warp Zone 5
[5-19-01] Alright! I've made you all wait long enough...and now for total World Of Vocephus Update-O-Rama! First off, there's a bunch of new Rocks to enrich your understanding of life. There's a new rant from Vomit God, who has declared war upon all ravers. Raphael...well, I'm hesitant to say wrote...but anyway, here's his new rant. Kaiser wrote a new play about Nazi's and Sean Connery. And last, but not least, The Mike has this for us...well, more for his lady love Sara, but you can read it too.
If ever Vomit God asks you, "want to see something very tasteless?" you know you're in for a treat. For the next half hour or so, the VG and I were duking it out, seeing who could out-sick who with disturbing websites. Some were pretty damn funny, while others really made you think. When all was said and done, the only thing I wanted was Hockey Jesus. This kid is sacking our saviour! How friggin' bold is that??
In other site news, I've finally had it...as the eve of The World Of Vocephus' one year anniversary approaches, I feel the need to redo the whole bugger Be on the look-out for the Improved-But-Not-Really-New WOV 2.0! It'll take awhile, and I'll probably save the main page for last. But little by little, the older pages shall be revamped and brought kicking and screaming into the year 2001...after all, it is the future now.
Also, the wildly unpopular WOV message board has officially merged with the signifcantly more popular Jixby Phillip's Board-O-Fun! It's the same style board, so I don't really expect anyone to bother to sign it now, who hasn't already. But it seemed like a nice thing to do.
[5-10-01] If you all came here for family fun today, you'll not find it. Instead, you'll recieve a fierce thrashing between the ears from non other than our own terrible Vomit God. You might wanna tuck the kids in bed before checking that out. And behold! To further prove that there is no discrimination (or prescreening, for that matter) involved for becoming a WOV staffer, I introduce to you Gandhi Mangler!
So I'm reading this site, www.baiting.org, right? And I realize it's probably the funniest, most brilliantly concieved site I've laid eyes on since...well, since this one. And I also remember some people asking about the time travel sites I used to prominently feature on the old site (which were criminally left out of the Great Geocities Exodus some months back) and I wish to post them here now. The first one is for the Time Travel Research Center, which also contains a great section about proof that time travel has already happened. The second is for the Time Travel Institute, and it's got a fantastic section on theories of the outcome of traveling through the 4th dimension. Enjoy!
[5-4-01] Aren't we the lucky ones? It's either feast or famine with the updates these days, but it looks like we're in a bull market here at the WOV. Enjoy it now, because the next update probably won't culminate until late December.
Plays, plays, plays...all they ever wanna do is write plays now. It's like Masterpiece Theater around here these days, although decidedly less British. Anywho, here's another one Kaiser! whipped up for us. I've not read it, but he seems to think it's good. Someone will have to let me know. But I know there are Nazi's in it, so it's probably worth checking out. Oh, and Kaiser...think you've smoten me by not spell-checking or editing your work? Consider thine self smitten right back...I'll not do it for ye! HA!!
In other site news (I know all four of you are dying to know), there are at least two, maybe three new writers lined up for the good ol' WOV. You know that means, right? More chances for new stuff to show up in the updates when the other staffers have slacked off. Or as Drunken Dwarf would have you believe, it's due to the writers strike in Hollywood, and not lethargy as I previously thought.
You'll only get one link, and like it.
[5-2-01] Vomit God has written the greatest article ever. What else do you want?
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