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I was raised by a cup of coffee

 Quote of the Month
"Gregg makes schedules like birds shit, i.e., indiscriminately and with no consideration for others." -- Alyssa, 2/3/04

2/1
Bermatorium, canasting
Kathleen: I jacked, did you jack?
Andrew: You jacked, then I jacked.
Matt: Will you two keep your jacking to yourselves?

"I'll bring this into work and Linda will darn it, DARN IT, DARN IT!" -- Kathleen

2/2
Mattland
"Matt with Jack & Jolt is like Kathleen with a baseball bat." -- Andrew

2/3
Alyssa's livejournal
"Gregg makes schedules like birds shit, i.e., indiscriminately and with no consideration for others." -- Alyssa

2/4
online
"I'm a noun, you're a noun, let's verb." -- Kathleen, offering suggestions for my YahooPersonals headline.

2/5
online
"I love the things that come out of your thing. Even if they ARE lies from the devil!" -- Mary

2/6
Syracuse!
"I've lived with those boobs for two years. I can talk about them." -- Abby from Beta Pi.
"What is he doing? He's writing what I said!" -- Abby, discovering the magic of the Quotebook.

Lindsay: Jess has an orgasm.
Andrew: It's great, you really should see it (to Jess's husband).

Louise: I felt like you at dinner.
Ben (BD): Old and confused?

"They're growing like a fungus ... a delicious fungus." -- Sara, about Beta Pi.
"I'll beat her up, in the nice way." -- Rinsh

2/7
Beta Epsilon's Founders Day:
Paper cranes for charity
"Lindsay, your head is messed up." -- Brenda, about Lindsay's paper crane.

Velma
"You can now sing along with the growth of greenery." -- Rinsh, on the suggestion that Sara make a planter out of the hole where her car stereo had been.
"It's like you're evaporating. That's why it snows so much." -- Rinsh

Rinsh: It's like touching her is his oxygen.
Andrew: That's great. I'm going to use that, "Touching you is my oxygen."

Alumni panel discussion
"When I want something, I take it." -- Brian (BR)

Celebration and awards dinner at Coleman's
"So have a good night, and stay away from Louise, she's trouble." -- Ben (BD), closing his keynote speech.
"Ten more years until we can drink!" -- Jason, on BE's 11th birthday.

Andrew: Lindsay, is that my camera?
Lindsay: Yes.
Andrew: EVERYBODY LOOK AT LINDSAY!
Ali: Gee, it must be nice to be Andrew Berman.

"It's a Matt sandwich on Thing." -- Andrew, observing Matt Demay surrounded by Annabel and Sasha.

At this event, Sasha poked the person sitting next to her and asked him/her to pass it on. The poke chain went rather far and I felt the need to document it here.

80's party
"We are never too drunk to do service!" -- Jess C.

Claudia: What chapter are you from?
Shay: Beta Epsilon.
Claudia: Where's that?

Shay: Sweet ass.
Eric: (slaps butt, leaves, comes back) I'm not normally like this, I'm sorry.

"I'm going to smoke Andrew in a minute and a half." -- Jess C, impatiently craving a cigarrette.

2/8
Panda West, official restaurant of the Things Family
"Join Phi Sigma Pi: we'll show you what a phallus is." -- Andrew & Sara, on a prospective who didn't know what "phallic" meant.

Fortune cookie fortune: Spring has sprung. Life is blooming.
Lindsay: Fuck off.

2/11
LIRR
"I am not here for your amusement or your convenience." -- Cassie

2/12
The Diner?
"This looks like ... breast cancer." -- Andrew, about something pink and ribbonesque

Matt: So, how about them--
Andrew: Nope.

"You have shut up." -- Matt

2/13
NYC!
"I hear Iowa's a nice town." -- Keith
"We gave him a hefty tip, so he better lick my anus!" -- Sueha

Andrew: Where is Hell's Kitchen?
Mary: That's where Satan keeps his blenders.
Andrew: No, that's Hell's Blender Storage Facility.

2/14
IHOP, for my Dad's birthday
"Fifty is the new forty." -- Mom, on my dad's 50th (and her impending 50th less than a month away)

2/15
Online -- old rugelach
"Let's be vague and we'll see if I know what you're talking about." -- Kathleen and I are good at that :)

2/18
The other diner
"They're having text." -- Kathleen, comparing Kim and Matt's constant text-messaging back and forth to other forms of transmission.
"If it's all for men, they might as well be gay." -- Kathleen, on the notion of an all-male gym.

The dojo, learning parryblocks
Sensei Rebecca: Like you're brushing your hair.
Andrew: I don't brush my hair.

2/19
Napper's
"The rugelach was in the freezer." -- Matt, refuting the fact that the rugelach was old and crusty.
"The last chapter of Naked ... is called 'Naked,' ... and he's naked!" -- Hoter, about David Sedaris' book.

2/26
Borders
"I don't want anyone sticking anything anywhere. ... At least not in the cafe." -- Mimi

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