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 Quote of the Month
Ally: I'm a big girl now. I'm 23.
Ayanna: I remember 23.
Old guy in elevator: I wish I could.
(6/4)

6/1
On the phone
Andrew: I need a book.
Mimi: We're all out.

6/3
Borders
"I'm tellin ya. Six months, dead as a doornail." -- Lynne, on the idea of being married to a certain individual.

6/4
Reno, NV
"You and I are gonna be goin at it all weekend, aren't we?" -- Ally (Gamma Tau)
"Oh, I've seen Cory's 'O' face." -- Sue (Delta Omega)

Ally: I'm a big girl now. I'm 23.
Ayanna: I remember 23.
Old guy in elevator: I wish I could.

"Andrew, you strut better than every man I've ever met." Ally, highlighting one of the perks of being a gay man.
"The booze should go next to the hot tub." -- Finn
"I was gonna kneel on the bed and make you come to me, but I figured you'd had a bad day." -- Ayanna, to Batts.
"The good quotes always happen when I'm in the bathroom." -- Andrew
"I'm just caressing her with my forehead." -- Andrew. Everyone else found this really amusing for some reason.

6/5
more Reno
Andy: If you gave me $50, I could go to the casino.
Andrew: And?
Andy: That was it.

Andrew: You look good.
Ally: That's it?
Andrew: Ravishing.
Andy: I think she was looking for "sexy." Ally: Nah. Ravishing will do.
Andy: You like "ravishing" better than "sexy?"
Ally: Yeah, 'cause any redneck can pull out the word "sexy."

"I'm not a big fan of evil." -- Ally, on the prospect of becoming a developer?

Louise: How was my speech? Did I talk to fast?
Adrianne: Well, not as fast as you can.

Dave: (puts tie on Ally) There, now you're sexy.
Ally: Dave, there is nothing sexy about this tie.

Circa 6/11
Kim's profile
Kim: I use knuts. Why, what kind of money do you use, muggle?
Kathleen: Dollar fuckin bills, wizard biatch!

6/17
MSG, Madonna!!!
"I'll be your napkin. No I won't." -- Kathleen, correcting herself after what would have been a quite grave error.
"You should move to a Madonna concert." -- Kathleen

6/19
Lori's coop
"Tom's brain is like a computer with a poor pop-up blocker. You're having a fine conversation and then all of a sudden it's, 'The Lybians are coming! The Lybians are coming!'" -- Lori (Tom's quote is an incomplete Back to the Future reference, but I can't remember the whole thing)

6/20
Place
"I am awake and fully prepared to be violent." -- Cassie

6/25
Pre-Pride fun in NYC
"She's frightening people in all five boroughs." -- Mary
"My apartment will BE a fruitbasket!" -- Mary

6/26
online
"So, BODY TOUCHIN GROOVIN TOUCHIN SING US A SONG WE'RE THE PIANO MEN." -- Skirky describing making out with a guy who keeps breaking out into song.

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