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 Quotes of the Month
Jess: Can we play something I'm allowed to partake in?
Nate: Jess, in the other room they're going to be playing Sit and Don't Move.
(1/1)

Andrew: It's a person you eat on Christmas.
Mary: I don't eat anyone on Christmas! What do these Jews think of us?
(1/2)

1/1
Kittyboo, CT
"Now, which of the shit are you assigning to whom?" -- Nate, during a game of Loaded Questions.
"I grew up too close to Long Island. I'm like 'Was the jewelry harmed?'" -- Jess Co.

Louise: You break one person's wrist--
Andrew: And you're blackwristed!

Jess: Can we play something I'm allowed to partake in?
Nate: Jess, in the other room they're going to be playing Sit and Don't Move.

"I knew you would put rainbows because you like sunshine and stuff!" -- Kathleen, about Sasha, awww :)

Andrew: You're handicapped, so you're in--
Nate: SPACE!

Nate: Mow the ...
Andrew: Bartender!

"Dan, you're sucking up my prospectus!" -- Lindsay, employing a modified version of our favorite line from the movie The Awful Truth.
"Lindsay's my only friend who has a favorite Ginger Rodgers & Fred Astaire dance scene." -- Dan

1/2
Taboo at Mary & Doug's
Andrew: It's a person you eat on Christmas.
Mary: I don't eat anyone on Christmas! What do these Jews think of us?

"We lost to 'humiliated grape.'" -- Doug (First Quote!)

1/6
The Diner
"Technology couldn't even make her sound good." -- Cassie, about Lindsay Lohan

1/8
Phone
"This is why I have no business calling myself a lesbian." -- Laura, unable to change her flat tire (so, naturally, she called the gay man)

1/12
The breakroom
Andrew: I wouldn't know tarragon if it smacked me in the face.
Carol: Oh, Andrew! Tarragon wouldn't do that to you!

can't remember
"He's so annoying, his ass is made out of punctuation." -- Andrew, commenting on someone's spelling of the word "ass" with dollar signs (who did I say this to?)

1/13
Nevada Smith's, in Union Squarish
"The only reason I know half the crap I know about all this crap is because of the crap I work in." -- Mary

1/17
Phone
"This is great news! This is better than my iPod I think!" -- Ricca, upon hearing of my plans to move to the City.

1/20
Bermansion
"It's a belt-scarf. It's a BARF!" -- Tracee

1/21
Borders
Customer: Where is the fork?
Melvak: I don't know. Where did you leave it?

1/30
Borders, Merch night
Melvak: They're good books? Why, because they have endings?
Lori: Because they burn well?
(on the topic of romance novels)

1/31
Borders
"I hope they don't move it again before I get there." -- Herb, about the single CDs section.

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