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5/14
11th St.
"Fuck you, Elijah! Right in the ear!" -- Sara, playing Perudo.
"Shenanery? Is that where you study to become a fool?" -- zbkat

5/21
Kittyboo, CT
"It'll be redheads vs. brunettes. It'll come down to the final hair!" -- Kathleen
"She's livin la vida low carb." -- Alex
"Bongos in the snow love you sooo much!" -- Kathleen

5/27
We went to Boston and we brought...
  • Andrew
  • Bagels
  • Cheese
  • Donuts
  • Edamame
  • Figs
  • Giraffes
  • Hair
  • Igloos
  • Junkmail
  • Kathleen
  • Lava
  • Meatballs
  • Needlepoint
  • Oklahomans
  • Peanuts
  • Q-Bert
  • Rugelach
  • Spoitzle
  • Tiananmen Square
  • Umbros
  • Velociraptors
  • Wonka Bars
  • X-Rays
  • Yellowcard
  • Z-100

5/28
The Bostony home of Margaret, Beth, and Tiffany
"I was looking at the website, and they look like everybody else." -- Beth, on the cult moving in upstairs from them.
"Oklahomans can be small, especially if you hack them into pieces." -- Margaret, on our choices of what to bring with us to Boston.
"The vinegar in ketchup shines the copper. It's not the cleanest thing to do it with, but it's fun!" -- Kathleen

Beth: I have a juice jar.
Kathleen: Juice jar?
Beth: Yeah, like a big...
Kathleen: JAR of JUICE??

"She's FULL of vacant." -- Beth
"This is what I mean and I'm gonna say it. Boring!" -- Kathleen, on the non-cryptic way she talks at work.

The Pour House
Beth: She seems to have a nippular discharge.
Andrew: And it's projectile.
Margaret: A projectile, nippular discharge is the worst thing in the world.

"I like it when things get mailed." -- Margaret
"Courtney Love's the kind of thing you'd notice in your pants." -- Beth, perhaps unaware that "Courtney Love" is Kathleen's synonym for "hole."
"[Our waitresses] had more variety than the wings did." -- Liz

Waiting for the bus
Andrew: Time to take the bus.
Kathleen: Ch- ch- bus bus.
(to the tune of David Bowie's "Changes")

"The only things to drink around are puddles." -- Margaret

5/29
Boston
"Everyone who didn't fuck my brother, I'd like to thank you." -- Beth

Alex: I like old testes.
Kathleen: Wrinkly nutsack.

"Um, [she] fucked your brother and left a mess on the counter." -- Andrew. I was referring to the dishes she used and didn't clean, but that's not how it came out.

Margaret: My first sexual experience was with a gay man.
Andrew: And now your second one is!

"I like you because you're mean!" -- Beth
"I failed that testes." -- Margaret

5/30
Kittyboo, CT
Alex: Dan's gonna be surfin'.
Sara: Surfin' on a big pile of worms.

"Did you do that?" -- Alex, to me, about something I definitely did't do.

Kathleen: I got to see you three weeks in a row!
Sara: Get out.

"Darth Google: the dark side of the Internet." -- Sara

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