The Quotebook: October 2003

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Quote of the Month
"Baurm chicka schreeeech! That's the sound of porn stopping." -- Kathleen's first win since July 2002!

10/3: David Sedaris @ Westbury Music Fair!

"I don't think your brain works in a way that recipes would help you." -- Mary, to yours truly :)
"He looks a lot more like a chemistry professor than I was expecting." -- Mary, upon David Sedaris' entrance.

10/4: Borders

Andrew: I can't justify buying that for myself. I only buy it as a gift.
Kerry: See, I can rarely justify buying anything for anyone else.

: Online

"If I ever procreate, you're going to be the first person I call." -- RinSh, perhaps because I came up with fabulous baby names.

10/6: Post-Yom Kippur Break Fast @ my house

"Are you Jewish children?" -- Grandma Ruth, upon hearing that Tracee and I don't like lox and gefilte fish.

: Sluiceburgh

"You know what that was? That was the deep breath of Bglowslieth thinking." -- Kathleen, pointing out a new syntactical feature of our LAnguage.
"Pay attention, stupid boy." -- Hoter, to Matt I think.

Hoter: Matt, you suck.
Matt: And Kathleen needs to learn how to swallow.

"Someone smells like a lot of something." -- Kathleen.

Kathleen: It's YOU!
Matt: What do I smell like?
Kathleen: A lot!

"This song makes me want to be an up-side-down cockroach." -- Andrew, and I have no idea why.

Kathleen: We need to go camping, and make our album!
Andrew: We need to go camping, in a recording studio!

10/13: Sluice for the sports

Matt: Who lends magazines?
Kathleen: People who have things and like to give them to people because they're nice.
Matt: That wasn't so much a question of "who" as it was a rhetorical "that's weird."

10/14: Borders

Andrew: Thank you for calling Borders in Commack. This is Andrew speaking. How may I help you?
Maria: Hi, is this Nick?

10/15: Kathleen's house? Or somewhere else? I should write these things down.

"One times one is two. Two times two is three..." -- Kathleen, singing.

10/17: A morbid day at Borders

"Please don't kill me. Don't wanna die. My benefits didn't get approved yet." -- Hoter, prioritizing at death's door.
"The AP165 brings me closer to committing suicide than I have ever been in my entire life." -- Cassie

10/19: Chilis maybe

"It doesn't matter where I live. I will flush my toilet when it moves me to do so." -- Andrew, on my grandparents' reluctance to flush the toilet because it bothers their upstairs neighbors.

: The Bermatorium, playing Taboo

"It's a blanket ... that's made by grandparents." -- Matt, tabooing the word "quilt."
"Let's take a moment to reflect on how funny we are." -- Kathleen

10/20: E-canasta

Kathleen: I put the bitch face on.
Disuhan: Oh, mine's always on!

Andrew: I'm listening to Lamya.
Kathleen: Dismno? Tractmno? Don't tell me. Ionmno?
Andrew: Lamya is the spelling in English.

10/23: Florida

Mom: Ugh, I smell like tunafish.
Dad: (sung) And you look like a tunafish too.

"Halloween in Florida just seems stupid." -- Mom
"Nicholas has been classified a 'Swirl of Clouds.'" -- The weatherman, on the Nicholas formerly known as Tropical Depression.

10/25: Friday's in Florida (Boyntonish)

Mom: How much does the challah cost?
Andrew: How much does the Holocaust what?

Dad: Don't they have jobs?
Tracee: Yes, they're teachers.
Dad: Don't they have to grade papers or something?
Tracee: She's a kindergarten teacher and he's a guidance counselor.

10/26: More Florida

Mom: Look in my jewelry roll.
Andrew: That sounds delicious.

"Are you doing Kabuki theater?" -- Tracee, to my mom who had overapplied sunscreen.
"So where are we going, McDonalds?" -- Molly, upon departure for my grandmother's 80th birthday celebration.

10/27: My house, more Taboo

Hoter: Matt steals them, and they ask you not to move.
Kathleen: Stop....
Hoter: Yes?
Hoter: Crossing guard!

Hoter: What are we going to do next?
Matt: Can't we just sit here and talk?
Hoter: Who ARE you?
Matt: Just thought I'd throw it out there.

"Baurm chicka schreeeech! That's the sound of porn stopping." -- Kathleen

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