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"Look at all these parking spaces! I want to put them in my pocket and save them for Christmas." -- Sara, 5/11

Ben: I have to tell you the first rule of my apartment.
Sara: Don't talk about your apartment? (5/18)

5/1
Borders
Alice: I'm so hungry.
Andrew: But think of how much more satisfying it will be if you wait.
Alice: I don't do well with hunger.
Andrew: Consider it a challenge.
Alice: I don't do well with challenges.

5/4
In the car on the way to JFK
Andrew: Who was that on the phone?
Renee: Paranoia.
Andrew: I hate it when paranoia calls me. I'm like, "How did you get this number?"

5/1
online
"I baked you a pie. Can I get Apocalypse Now on DVD?" -- Alyssa's notion on a modern day barter system.

Skirky: Fuck, my neck hurts.
Andrew: Hurt, my neck fucks.
Skirky: My fuck hurts necks.

5/5
Between the Diner and Hoter's House
Hoter: It's like our Cheers!
Andrew: Yeah. Everybody .. well nobody knows our names.

"Where are my bottles of water?" -- Hoter, distraught at the disappearence of approximately six half-empty Poland Spring bottles that had been cluttering the floor of my car for weeks.
"I was like, 'Will you light my candle?'" -- Hoter, on Anthony Rapp's guest appearance on Law & Order SVU.

"Alice wants aliens to land on the roof of Borders. Then they'll find the weak spots in the roof and jump on them until the roof caves in enough for them to fit through the holes. And then they'll sneak into the building at night when nobody's there and ALPHABETIZE EVERYTHING!!!" -- Hoter

5/7
The Gym
Andrew: I count in Japanese. It puts me in the right frame of mind.
Matt: This is gonna hurt, better count in Japanese.

online
"I was ... lunarly womanish." -- Skirky, euphemizing.
"We're gonna have the longest funerals EVER!" -- Kathleen

5/8
Sluice, Easter Egg Hunt (yes, that's right)
Hoter: I carried a fire-bellied toad on the train once.
Kathleen: On the train to HOGWARTS?
(submitted by Laura)

Margaret: Monkey ... BUNNIES!
Kathleen: She has animal Tourettes.

"I feel like I'm ovulating." -- Skirky, hunting for eggs.

Kim: He made a reference to Cinderella to get you to sleep with him?
Skirky: He also quoted Aristotle and referenced Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.

"Oh my god, she's such a bitch! Go down on her or something!" -- Skirky

5/11
Parking garage at Roosevelt Field
"Look at all these parking spaces! I want to put them in my pocket and save them for Christmas." -- Sara
5/12
online
"It has an article about Bill Clinton, whom I adore. I woulda been Monica, straight up." -- Courtney
"He's on my Screw List though. B.D. Wong. I like to think it stands for Big Dick Wong." -- Courtney

5/15
no idea. Borders?
Andrew: 46, 45, 37. Hoter: You just sang the big butt song.

5/18
Missile Crisis
Ben: I have to tell you the first rule of my apartment.
Sara: Don't talk about your apartment?

Ben: I don't know where you guys are getting "espresso machine." Andrew: You wanna hear espresso machine? Tape record yourself sleeping.

5/20
Borders
Hoter: Gaelen has a fake ID.
Gaelen: It's not fake, it's real! It's just not me.

5/21
online?
"I have to go to sleep before myself does something to myself." -- Kathleen

5/22
Crapple's
"They do everything from Avril Lavigne to ... not Avril Lavigne." -- Gaelen, being inarticulate about a band.
"If you die, I'm killing myself to come after you." -- Alice, to Gaelen, in the not so touching way.

5/23
online
"For the love of freaking antelope." -- Kathleen
"Oh no! The nachos will know we hate them!" -- Kathleen, about my having left the Quotebook in Crapple's.

5/27
online
"Ron Howard Dean Martin Sheen!" -- a collaboration by Kathleen and myself.

5/28
Camp Suigetsu
"Jujutsu is like Jeopardy. If you phrase everything in the form of a question, you'll be fine." -- Matt
"Andrew, you're the man! Because the rest of us are girls." -- Kira

5/30
Camp Suigetsu
"Keep your ki out of my meridians." -- Claire
"Once you've rounded the Cape of Good Hope, you know where your ship is headed." -- Claire

5/31
In the car on the way home from Camp Suigetsu
"These strange murderer guys stopped us and offered me some candy and I think I'm gonna take it, bye!" -- Sensei Viets, making up an excuse for being late to tell her mom.

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