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 Quote of the Month
Peter: The Romans [wore socks with sandals].
Disuhan: Yeah well, the Roman Empire also collapsed.
(11/26), This is Disuhan's first Quote of the Month win, after years of nominations!

11/3
Matt's House
Andrew: Your slippers are stupid-looking.
Hoter: No they're not! They're the cutest things in the world. YOU're stupid-looking.
Andrew: Well, you're stupid-looking with stupid-looking slippers.
Matt: That's stupid-looking squared.

11/4
online
Dan: silliness
Andrew: is the spice of life
Dan: i thought that was cayenne pepper
Andrew: the spice of life is in the eye of the beholder
Dan: that would really hurt

"I never thought I would say this, but THANK GOD FOR DAWSON'S CREEK!" -- Disu

11/5
The Altima
Andrew: I've never met him, so I don't know if he's quality.
Renee: But he's quantity.

11/6
Borders
"Attention Borders Books, Music and Cafe Espresso customers, the time is now 11:03 and it seems Alice wants to go home!" -- Mimi's closing announcement.

11/7
My house
"Jewish when you shower, Jewish when you pee, you're Jewish." -- Hoter, to Ben.

Ben: When you go to Syracuse, are you getting new Shoeheis?
Andrew: Yes, I'm very excited.
Hoter: So is the rest of the world.

11/8
Borders
"I feel like a used piece of cheese." -- Kerry, with slightly greened hair.

Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts Pub
Hoter: Oh look, [cafe] Susan's here.
Cassie: Hoter, there are some things you just don't joke about.

11/10
My House, after having watched Signs
Dad: Andrew, could you turn on the back lights?
Andrew: Are you looking for aliens?
Dad: Yup.
Andrew: Be careful.

11/12
Online
"The way to a gay man's heart is through your gay friends." -- Andrew

My HOUSE
"He doesn't work at the ass crack, he IS an ass crack." -- Hoter
"Now you know who Jessica Lynch is, and how to make CDs." -- Hoter, recapping an educational day for me.

11/14
Borders
"He sounds like he's trying to lure the snakes out of Commack." -- Katherine, on that evening's entertainment.

11/17
Canasta time in the Matt Haus
"Moving the cider means big stuff." -- Kathleen, about to make room for her meld.

Kathleen: I don't know what's going on in my head!
Matt: Neither does anyone else.

"Full contact canasta!" -- Matt, as we dashed for chunks of cards to shuffle.

11/21
Panda West for the THINGS DINNER! :)
"I can't believe it's not Chicken Amazing!" -- Lindsay

11/22
Post-formal party
"It's the curious taste of barbecue and Andrew's foot!" -- Lindsay

11/22
Exiting Lindsay and Sara's last e-board meeting as officers
"Don't be sad, sit in the back and bitch!" -- Sara, consoling Lindsay

Bennigans
"I need another semester of babies before we really become a force to be reckoned with." -- Sara

Lindsayland
"They are our long-standing rivals from about three hours ago." -- Lindsay, about a certain sarcastic, busty, bitchy family :)
"I am the vodak, I speak for the liquor!" -- Andrew, exploiting Panda West's typos.

11/26
Mario's Pizza, because WE LOVE PIZZA
Peter: The Romans [wore socks with sandals].
Disuhan: Yeah well, the Roman Empire also collapsed.

Peter: You guys just make fun of me.
Disuhan: We like to make fun of foreign people.

My house (this felt like a totally different day)
"What's going on in there?" -- Kathleen, referring to Disuhan's head, during a game of What Were You Thinking?
"I like the dentist. It makes me clean!" -- Kathleen
"I could do without Grandma." -- Hoter

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