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I was raised by a cup of coffee

 Quote of the Month
Country of Japan: Konichiwa.
Holly: Shut up Japan, no one likes you.
(5/29)

5/2
Nisen
"I love that song. I have enough sake in me that I might just sing it for you." -- Jeanne

5/3
Crapple's
"If he can't handle your coolness and your uncoolness then he's just not cool." -- Renee

5/5
Crapple's, again (Cinco de Mayo)
"I appreciate alcoholism." -- Tiffany
"You just jump on it and start bouncing up and down." -- Gabi, about exactly what it sounds like.
"She's the queen of relevance." -- Gabi, about the drunk Renee.
"I messed myself." -- Renee

5/8
Huntington Movieplexiglass
"Striped estrogen." -- Hoter, as females wearing striped shirts walked into the theater.

5/9
Borders
"I found the thing but it doesn't have a thing. I sound like you." -- Tiffany

Upper Manhattan
Andrew: My cousin is a grad student at Columbia too.
Becky: Really? What program is she in?
Andrew: She's in ... the SCIENCE program.

5/10
The Skirkfactory
"I hate Asians! I hate Asians!" -- Skirky, beating Kim (who is half Asian)
"Stonybrook is like a Mecca, and when I say that, I mean Asian Mecca." -- Skirky
"When I yell at Asians in traffic, what I'm really saying is 'I'm insecure in my relationship.'" -- Skirky
"You Jews and your stupid Quran!" -- Kim
"If I had something for four months, it would be in east Iran by now. Everything I own ends up in eastern Iran. They just kind of find their way there." -- Skirky

5/12
I have no idea
"Here's your answer, and by the way, what were you doing in cancun with that donkey?" -- Sara. I have to start writing down the contexts for these quotes.

5/14
On the Phone with Malique
"That's okay, we can have an inflatable Noah's Ark bouncy bounce another time." -- Katie Apple, saddened that I wouldn't be able to come to her modest, understated graduation party.

5/17
Ben's Deli, Woodbury
"He's Filipino. That's why he looks different." -- Dad, teaching me a valuable lesson.

Car
"So you got a year of non-use out of it. Had you used it, you probably would have lost or broken it by now." -- Dad, about my neglected camera that I can't return because it's past the deadline.

Online
"My phone number is 7.5!" -- Dan, email me for an explanation.
"My mom woke me up in the middle of my nap to ask what I wanted from the Chinese place, and my brain was like 'Get this woman out of here and go back to sleep,' so I said I didn't want anything." -- Sara, lamenting missing out on dinner.

5/18
Sans Cellos, Disuhan's Graduation party
"This is my 'I'm a Jew from Long Island' bracelet." -- Andrew

Kathleen: Give me an overview.
Disuhan: That's my family.

"One small step for man, one giant ::gesture:: for mankind." -- Kathleen. I don't remember the reason for this one either.
"I won't bite your shoulder at your family's function." -- Kathleen, exercising boundaries

Hoter: I've got button, zipper, and dress shirt.
Kathleen: You're like a bank. Chastity grill.

"H&M is responsible for deforestation!" -- Kathleen. Again, I don't remember.

5/20
Cell phone from CT
Laura: It's gonna rain. Would you like me to bring a hat for you?
Andrew: As long as it's not a dorky hat.
Laura: Andrew, I don't own dorky hats.

5/24
Camp Suigetsu
"Now I understand why people own more than one pair of pants." -- Sensei Nick
"You gotta enta the centa." -- Sensei Goldberg
"I'm just a cheese-lovin kinda girl." -- Claire

Claire: We need to store that wine somewhere.
Nick: How about my mouth?

5/25
Camp Suigetsu
"I'm not doing the same thing I was doing before, but I am doing something." -- Charlotte, Claire's daughter
"He wouldn't steal my cheese, would he? That's not a very martial arts thing to do." -- Claire, having apparently entrusted her cheese to the wrong person.

Karl: You missed the talent show!
Wesley: I was in it.

5/27
Times Square
Doug: Do you like Times Square?
Andrew: Well yeah, I mean, it's a place with people and things.

5/29
The Quotebook Tag Board!
Country of Japan: Konichiwa.
Holly: Shut up Japan, no one likes you.

Borders
"I don't want to be at the register. It makes me very not good in the head!" -- Renee
5/30
Crapple's
"Moses! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I think most people don't laugh when they say Moses." -- Kathleen
"Remember how fourth graders didn't have cellphones when we were a kid?" -- Kathleen
"The center for women's concerns gave me a lot of orgasms." -- Skirky, and this statement is indirectly true.

I took what I could from this event, but for the rest of the quotes, visit the corresponding page in Kathleen's Quotebook.

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