Well, they got him... and now you can have him too with this memorial plate from the Franklin Mint!

That's right, for a limited time only, you can own this fabulous memorial plate made from vitreous china and hand painted by middle age mothers from a local CAE China Painting course.

Or, if the plate isn't personal enough for you, for a limited time you can own a piece of history... one of Sadam's beard hairs, shaved after his capture by the US troops. Each hair is numbered and comes in a frame with a picture of the condemned man himself. Sure, the hair looks like an elderly gentleman's grizzled pube, but rest assured, it is an authentic piece of history!

Both of these amazing pieces of memorabilia are available for a short time only, so get in quick. Remember Saddam as the USA would like you to.

Now, let us all join hands and sing the Michael Jackson classic, Heal the World...

 

Heal the world,

Make it America,

For you and for me and the entire United States,

There's a choice we're making,

It's oil over lives,

Let's make the world another state of the USA...

 

Mm, poignant.

Happy Christmas and Merry New Year everybody!

 

You can email the Gold Logie winning Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au

Go ahead, ask him a question... or offer him sexual favors, he'd like that...

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