Well, the holiday's are over, and goddamn it I want them back. Wasn't life so much better then? If only the TV was better, life would have been perfect.
Seriously, when one of the better shows on TV has Julian McMahon in it, there's a problem. Damn you Nip/Tuck for being a good show! I wanted to hate it, but a talking severed head sucks me in every time!
You also know there's a problem when you're taping daytime TV shows you got sucked into watching when you were on holidays, just so you have something to watch at night... The Invisible Man anyone? Ok, maybe that's just me. It's a pretty good show... really.
One thing became very clear to me whilst watching daytime TV on my holidays though... Soleil Moon Fry (ex Punky Brewster) needs to get away from that hack Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina) and get her own TV show. I'm currently pitching 2 sitcom ideas for Soleil Moon Fry to major networks at the moment. The first idea is about a young lady (Soleil Moon Fry) who finishes her business degree at uni and starts her own Fish 'n' Chip shop whilst struggling with her own up and down private life and personal identity (like'Felicity' but funny, and with minimum chips) – I call it 'Deep Fry'. Ok, that one's pretty lame. How about this one: A young lady (Soleil Moon Fry) moves to Spain to become a female Matador whilst struggling with her own up and down private life and personal identity (like'Felicity' but funny, and with horns) – I call it 'Soleil, Olay!' (My apologies to everyone I have previously told that to. Even though nobody laughed the first time, I'm still not convinced that it's not funny. What can I say, my brain is still on holidays. I want the holidays back! Actually, it doesn't really translate to writing very well. If you say it out loud 'Soleil' actually sounds a bit like 'Olay'. It's quite fun to say.)
Soleil, Olay! Ah, forget it! ...I want to go home.
You can email the Gold Logie winning Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au
Go ahead, ask him a question... or offer him sexual favors, he'd like that...
