One of the proudest moments of my life happened when that newspaper article was published about Whitee running for office....a corporate rag actually printed the word "Smegma". I was so touched, I needed a tissue. My next goal is to get the Newfane Pennysaver to print "anal fissure".

What the F is this all about? I've already talked about the hyper-sexuality of our kids...and bemoaned the state of education today...but Dude...this REALLY isn't right:



Which reminds me...while setting the website back up I had to trash the blog archives. I have them backed up so if I ever break a leg or something and I'm stuck at home for a while, I'll stick 'em back up...but Christ, I already put the Biba pictures back up, what else do you want?

Oh, don't worry. I'll get to the election stuff. I just need to make sure I have enough time to really get it all out.

OK...Sleepytime.