I should be in bed, so I'll be short:

*Bush To Get Gay 'Welcome' In Ottawa...I'm no Jay Leno, but that conjures up a lot of images. I think subconsciously...The War Criminal would like a gay welcome if you know what I'm saying. (I mean the president would like to be violated anally)

*I don't usually get into sports stuff here...but Jeff George signing on to play for the Bears is like...uh...bringing MacArthur in to lead the troops in Iraq. (yes, I know he's dead).

*I'm driving home from the gym, and I'm going down a road nicknamed "ARTwalk". A street that local artists have created landmarks/art to spruce up the neighborhood. A great idea! I'd like to see them do the same in some non-white areas, but that's not the point of this right now. So one dingus decides that a stainless-steele bench would be a good idea. It's freakin Rochester...you may be able to sit on that thing - maybe - 2/5ths of the year. Nice job, DiVinci...I can get the skin on the back of my legs burned or frozen off. What's next, moats around the bus stops? Dumbass.

I am such a Gay...

This "holiday" weekend, I had family & friends in town. And what was the highlight of my weekend? I just got the new Jill Sobule cd and the Petra Kelly biography. I'm such a Gay.

In reality, sometimes I think I'm really a lesbian trapped in a straight man's body...I mean I play fastpitch softball, I'm built like a P.E. teacher, I listen to Margaret Cho, Jill Sobule and Ani DiFranco and I love to...uh...well you can guess the rest. Jeez, are my new Birkenstocks & Indigo Girls bootleg on the way? (He says as Morrisey's "All the Lazy Dykes" comes on...seriously)

By the way, Underdog Victorious is pretty damn good.

I'm really freaking scattered lately...unfocused, undisciplined and I smell like beets. OK, the beets thing might not be true, but the other stuff is. I am trying to write some more music and I'll throw some things up here ( ! ) as soon as I can get something coherent on paper. In the meantime, stick with it.

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We hooked up with a company called No Sweat Apparel. They sell clothes that are not made in sweatshops. I've ordered some sneakers and jeans. Check 'em out. We also added a few affiliates on the sexuality page. It's just plain old porn - which is a topic I'll get to. If you're into that kinda stuff, check it out, make us a little bit of money that we'll use to make the next CD and keep the website going.

Ciao.

It's nice to know that there's millions of people out there more awkward in bed than me...unfortunately they all live in Japan.

Just kidding...we all know what a stud I am...I'm no Bill O'Liar...but I know my way around a vibrator.

Be careful now...the irony here may hit you so hard that your kids'll be born dizzy...so hard that when you wake up your clothes may actually be in style...so hard that...oh, nevermind.

The mainstream media is doing a little on all this Ukranian election stuff...if you don't know what I'm talking about start off here.

One of our "representatives" needs to get his name in the paper so he comes out with this when asked about the discrepancy of exit polls and the so-called outcome: "A concerted and forceful program of election-day fraud and abuse was enacted with either the leadership or cooperation of governmental authorities." Hey, nice job Dick Lugar (Indiana Senator).

Oh wait...that's not all...then, the National Democratic Institute for International Affairs, sponsored by the Democratic Party in the United States, comes out with this: "Fundamental flaws in Ukraine's presidential election process subverted its legitimacy...(there was) systematic intimidation, overt manipulation and blatant fraud (that was) designed to achieve a specific outcome irrespective of the will of the people."

It's the same mentality as voters who blame everyone else's reps for screwing up the government but continues to vote for their incumbents..."it's not MY congressperson who's the problem."

I'm going to get to the concept of patriotism in a couple of days...but we are a bunch of losers.

On another note...oh...problems with the Green Party? How 'bout this. At least we have some freakin guts...and a third party can make a difference.

Well, this may be a bit lame, but you'll get the point...the neocons made a big deal about President Bubba lying about getting a hummer. He was impeached (inappropriately, but whatever). So if he got in trouble for not being able to control his zipper then how 'bout the War Criminal?



What a freakin buffoon (look at dude's zipper). A buffoon who should be put in jail.

As the election was in full swing people I know decided, rather than start a blog where people could check out what you have to say voluntarily, they decided to start their own e-mail lists...withoug asking the recipients if they wanted a handful of e-mails a day. I'll admit, I'm a bit of a wimp so I haven't asked them to stop sending me stuff, but I usually just delete most of them without asking.

Today, I thought I'd check one of them out and it contained something directed toward The War Criminal, but I had seen this argument used before about religious nuts in general and it makes a good point. So I'll just throw it down here then comment:

• Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
  female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend
  of mineclaims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you
  clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?



• I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
  Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
  price for her?



• I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
  period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do
  I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.



• When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
  pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They
  claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?



• I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
  35:2.clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
  to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?



• A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
  abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than
  homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees'
  of abomination?



• Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I
  have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses.
  Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?



• Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
  around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by
  Lev.19:27. How should they die?



• I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig
  makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?



• My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two
  different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
  made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester
  blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really
  necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town
  together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.Couldn't we just burn them to
  death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with
  their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

This affirms what I've been hesitant to say in public...the Bible is BS...I'm sorry, it wasn't written by God. Probably the other religious "manuals" either. I'm not questioning the existence of God...well, I've always questioned...but I'm saying that this isn't the argument here. The Bible was written by humans...different humans at different time periods for the expressed purpose to control others. Notice how freakin crazy everyone got when Gutenberg started printing more Bibles, others could read it for themselves & make decisions...then the influence of the church started to wane. This isn't about God...this is about organized religion and what people do in God's name. If you follow people blindly, bad stuff happens {cough, cough, Nader, cough, cough}

I'm starting to use the same reasoning for my thinking about "supporting the troops". But I'll save that for another time...

Whitee Oot.

Speaking of tools...I wish I did this:


(go to the site & check out "get your war on")

On a totally unrelated note...I really, really hope this is a joke. Not that there's anything wrong with it...wait...yes there is.

I'm not sure what this is...irony or pathos, but I found myself laying on the couch like a fat bastard...watching the Hawaii Ironman Competition. Hey! I'm going to the gym...tomorrow. (I swear, I am) To be honest, I'm not feeling too well and I deserve a day on the couch, but I did get the irony. And while I hate those, "Oh look at the inspirational (insert person with whatever disability here) who (insert acheivement here) things...damn...Sarah Reinertsen rocks! And I say that in the most chauvanistic, "damn she's a hottie" way...plus the fact that she'd probably kick my ass in just about every way as well.



Oh cripes! That tool who married the toolette from some reality show is in the competition...uhhhh...he finished so I guess that makes him an irontool.

I swear, I'm going to the gym tomorrow.

A couple of quick notes on news stories you may see in the next day or two...

There's a lot of stupid people out there...so I want to make sure y'all understand this news story. The fact that these letters were found from Osamalamabingbong and al-Zarqawi does not mean Bin Laden was hanging with Saddam. They hated each other...you can call it West Jihad Story. Because we invaded Iraq and created chaos, it's given the Bin Laden's nutjobs the perfect opportunity to go into Iraq and screw around. There's a lot of pissed off Iraqui's who are looking for someone to lead them in getting rid of the US occupiers.

Oh, and by the way. Because we're too freakin stupid to see this coming...we set up Saddam then had to invade Iraq (twice!) to get rid of him. We set up Bin Laden to screw around with Afganistan and it came back to bite us in the ass. Noriega, Pinochet, the Shah and probably Jim Belushi (how else could that guy get a show). In fact there's literally dozens of examples of us doing this. So now that The War Criminal's administration is putting their puppets into "power" in Iraq...how many yeard down the road will be have to intervene again to get rid of them...that is to say if Iraq isn't our version of Russia & Afganistan. Pretty damn sad.

One more thing...you're gonna see reports of the protests in Chile'....The War Criminal is in town to tell a bunch of countries how they should all bend over and take a good rodgering from teh US. I heard from a corporate news agency that the first protests were peaceful, but when they broke up a small group of masked protesters started breaking windows...the news agency said it assumed they were arrested. I gotta tell ya, I smell a plant...no, not that kind of plant. I wouldn't be surprised if the "masked" protesters were gov't sympathaziers put in there to discredit the protesters. Paranoid? Not really...that happened at Seattle, Quebec, and New York...those are the one's I've read about.

Over the past 24 hours I've come across a bunch of websites I wanted to post here, but then I thought that I just don't want you to check these things out now, but use them to get your REAL news. So if you meander down to the bottom of this you'll see some permanent links to legitimate sites that you can visit at your leisure (!) and check on other perspectives than those you get from the corporate world.

Enjoy.

Oh, and I gotta tell you...it's mid-November and I'm seeing Christmas shit. That's fine, but then don't yell at me when my Scrooge routine comes out early as well. Think I'm lying? A while back I was fed up with the alleged-holiday spirit and came up with some Christmas bile that probably still fits today. Chris, if you still have my old Christmas rant...post it in the comments.

I don't buy the crap about this being war so anything goes...what you do shows your true colors. The US is supposed to be about freedom...we're bringing democracy to Iraq, right?

Riiiiiiight.

How 'bout this.

Or this.

It's really amazing that "we" don't seem to understand - or we understand, but don't care that what we're doing in Iraq is going to produce more people who will be coming after the US.

But "your" democrats aren't doing anything...just rolling over...just like the election. Again, which political party was the ONLY one to come out against this war from day one? You got it, DA GREENS!

And while "your" candidate rolled over after a few hours earlier, the VP candidate said they would make sure every vote counted...who helped raise money for a recount in Ohio? That's right, David Cobb of...DA GREENS! [Libertarians & listeners of Air America get equal credit]

Oh yeah...and what about that $50 million saved from The Quitter's campaign for legal challenges? Will "your" candidate be giving that money back to the PAC's, special interest groups and corporations that donated?

Nice party you got there, Sparky.

Sometimes I should just drive to where I have to go in silence. No music, no talk radio. If I could've reached through the radio and given this guy a wedgie...he'd be picking underwear out of his ass until February.

Who was I listening to...Rush? Hannity? Franken? Actually, I'm not sure...one of those nameless Air America guys - and he had on some really nameless congress person from Nevada...Reed, I think his name was. I only heard 3 minutes of the interview and it still pissed me off.

The interviewer was trying to get the guy all fired up about neocon judicial appointments, gay marriage, etc, but Congressman Milquetoast wasn't having any of that. He actually said that the dems would "dance when it was time to dance and fight when it was time to fight." Dance? Fight? What the hell is that? Then interview guy asked if the Democrats had a problem framing their arguments..."uh, no, but we have to do a better job of explaining it to the people"...Then you have a fucking problem framing your arguments! Say it God damn it! What really pisses me off is there are stupid people who are listening saying to themselves, "I guess my Democrats don't have a problem framing their arguements. Uhhuh-uhhuh-uhhuh."

Uh...no your honor, I didn't commit murder, but I sure shot that guy 20 times for no reason.

Oh, well that's different.

Arrrrrrrgh!

One of the proudest moments of my life happened when that newspaper article was published about Whitee running for office....a corporate rag actually printed the word "Smegma". I was so touched, I needed a tissue. My next goal is to get the Newfane Pennysaver to print "anal fissure".

What the F is this all about? I've already talked about the hyper-sexuality of our kids...and bemoaned the state of education today...but Dude...this REALLY isn't right:



Which reminds me...while setting the website back up I had to trash the blog archives. I have them backed up so if I ever break a leg or something and I'm stuck at home for a while, I'll stick 'em back up...but Christ, I already put the Biba pictures back up, what else do you want?

Oh, don't worry. I'll get to the election stuff. I just need to make sure I have enough time to really get it all out.

OK...Sleepytime.

In my campaign travels, I was asked to represent the Green Party's Presidential Candidate at a forum at a local college. The Dem was a guy I know, we've worked together on some education issues. He's a good enough guy. He did the usual, "John Kerry will do blah, blah, blah." and "Our founding fathers blah, blah, blah."

The Republican guy was in his mid-30's, a former English teacher, coach and now in a cushy job doing something with the local bus service, which poor dems use, but rich repubs control. This dumbass was spewing things like we should all become Republicans because we all share the same values and that The War Criminal will protect us all, etc. He was a good technical speaker, but the content was all crap. And to boot, there's this table of girls...probably not more than sophmores, on the edge of their seats at dumbass' every word...it was like when Marcia Brady had a crush on someone...brutal.

So when it's my turn, I start talking about getting out of an illegal & immoral war.
Well, dude's not having any of that...he comes back with Saddam himself was a weapon of mass destruction and that how could the war be immoral when he gassed women & children. Well when I hit him with the truth & actual facts, first, he didn't have a reply and second, the little girls were looking at me as if I just ran over their puppy. It was awesome! I also rocked their world about capitalism - i.e. exporting jobs, and got close to a standing ovation on education.

Oh...what did I say about Saddie? Well, just that the US is the country that put him into power, that WE sold him the chemicals then I pointed out that there are pictures that show Donny Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddie himself. Don't believe me?




God damn, that was a good night.

Oh yeah, that wasn't even the original reason I had to post...I'm going to start making a list of times when "in the name of freedom". The US or its puppets do shit that we condemn others for. Like what? Uh, how 'bout this from Democracy Now:

The [US installed] Iraqi government is also threatening media outlets in Iraq to be careful on how it describes members of the Iraqi resistance and how it describes military operations carried out by the U.S and interim Iraqi government. The government said reporters must differentiate between, "innocent citizens of Fallujah who are not targeted by the military operations and between the terrorist groups who infiltrated the city and took its people hostage under the pretext of resistance and jihad." Iraq's Media High Commission also told news organizations they must provide space to explain "the government position" and journalists have been warned not to add patriotic descriptions to members of the Iraqi resistance. Journalists were told to underscore that "these military operations did not come about until all peaceful means were attempted." It is unclear what will happen to news organizations that break the new guidelines. The commission said that failure to follow the instructions will require authorities to "take all necessary measures to safeguard the supreme interest of the homeland."

Hooray! Freedom!

When the site was down in October, I started poking around some site statitsitcs and it turns out that a great number of people came to this site because I put a stupid little picture of that ping pong chick, Biba, on the site. Hey Man, whatever works:

As your girlfriend at the mall says, "Uh....what-ever."

What a freakin ordeal! First the website in general, then this freakin blog. [once you get the blog working, Blogger is great, but getting it that way on an outside website....jeez!]

OK. Here's the deal. I had to take the site...ummm...offline for a while. See, Whitee got outed. No, not that kind of outed...kind of a Catwoman-Taking-off-Batman's-Mask kinda outed.

I've been alluding to my public activities - getting involved in a bunch of issues. That's why Whitee's always been a pseydonym. It's hard for people to take your activism seriously when you're coming out with stuff like Suck Off The Pope, though I'm still behind the message of that song - even if it is expressed in profane manner.

So, I've been running for a local public office. And a reporter found the only place where my real name is attatched to Whitee and I got outed. Which is fine - I'll be getting her ass back...I've already put her in a new song.

Anyway, when the article came out, I decided to take the website down until after the election. As I've been saying for a while, people should be looking at issues and not candidates' personal lives (assuming they're not child molesters or something like that). I wanted people focusing on the drastic state we're in and not Stumpy the Ho.

So the election's over, I got my ass royally kicked, and I'm ready to cause some more trouble. The thing is, now that I've been exposed (as if anyone in this town remembers the article) just how much should I acknowledge my "real identity"? I haven't quite decided yet. In fact, the decision may be made easier in a few weeks - stay tuned. In the meantime, enjoy the site again...it's almost the same...and I'll be doing a lot of posting...got a lot to get off my chest.

Good to be back, Boy-eeeeeeee!