I should be in bed, so I'll be short:

*Bush To Get Gay 'Welcome' In Ottawa...I'm no Jay Leno, but that conjures up a lot of images. I think subconsciously...The War Criminal would like a gay welcome if you know what I'm saying. (I mean the president would like to be violated anally)

*I don't usually get into sports stuff here...but Jeff George signing on to play for the Bears is like...uh...bringing MacArthur in to lead the troops in Iraq. (yes, I know he's dead).

*I'm driving home from the gym, and I'm going down a road nicknamed "ARTwalk". A street that local artists have created landmarks/art to spruce up the neighborhood. A great idea! I'd like to see them do the same in some non-white areas, but that's not the point of this right now. So one dingus decides that a stainless-steele bench would be a good idea. It's freakin Rochester...you may be able to sit on that thing - maybe - 2/5ths of the year. Nice job, DiVinci...I can get the skin on the back of my legs burned or frozen off. What's next, moats around the bus stops? Dumbass.